Ben Parnham

I don't know if Twitter is dumb or not. Haven't made my mind up yet. I definitely use it wrong.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@patrickbetdavid How did they not get them on the phone for tips before putting that mess together 😅

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@FanDuel Horrendous. A lipsynced, mismatched mess. D-

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

It's just dawned on me that @TheWiggles songs would also make great football songs. @Socceroos fans at The World Cup, get on it 🫡

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

Congrats on the win @ManCity. Oi Pep you should take the boys to Ibiza to celebrate! Do it now, don't even think about it. Just hop a plane. I don't think you've got anything important coming up. Go right now while you've still got that post win energy.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

Some part of me always knew it'd come down to the City game.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

Hey chat, are we cooked?

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@misfitpatriot Bad Bunny half time now has 2m more views on YouTube. Just fyi.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

This is my first time on Twitter for ages;
1) who the fuck is @LauraLoomer
2) yuck

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@LauraLoomer Domo arigoto Nazi roboto

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@elonmusk @Cernovich No-ones inviting you anywhere Elon

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@LauraLoomer Your infrastructure is falling to shit. But personally, I think you should play in it.

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@KidRock @codyjohnson "they call it statutory, I call it mandatory" 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@3YearLetterman English how we know it didn't exist when the bible was written

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@LauraLoomer @ICEgov He's an American you fucking gremlin

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@LauraLoomer He also raped a bunch of kids

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@ScottAdamsSays He raped those kids for freedom! Let me hear you… USA USA USA

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump “It’s an honour to cosy up to a child molester. I’ll continue to lick daddy’s boots as long as daddy will let me”

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@MrPitbull07 @realDonaldTrump lol “Epstein” get a new meme homie

[Ben Parnham @bennyparnham]

@Emilia__writes @realDonaldTrump Ya boy fucks kids