Ben Parker

OSU

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

The Mets called up the guy that does a leaping split after every strikeout.

[DarthNoobSaibot @DarthNoobSaibot]

This fuck has never said 1 intelligent thing in his life. Not even on accident.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

dunno if it’s possible to overstate how potentially transformative it is to have a player like wemby become the face of the nba. a bunch of boys/young men growing up seeing this kind of unabashed raw emotion and care factor is big time

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

You wanted this?!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump is suing you, the American taxpayer, and he refuses to answer questions about why he's doing it.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events.

You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry.

Talk to real human beings in real life.

You’ll feel better.

[Bengals Graphics @bengalsgraphic5]

The downfall of the Bengals started exactly here

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

So the “everyone should be armed” second amendment crowd is using the fact the a man was armed (maybe) as justification?

Is this right?

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

I know ESPN loves Dan Orlovsky but the day he figured out you make more money acting like Stephen A. Smith than just breaking down the games fairly he’s become one of the worst watches in sports media and that’s why he’s getting paid.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Who thought it was a good idea to shut down Club Penguin?

[Rey Maualuga @maualuga58]

Class of #2026 PFHOF

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Buzzer beater

[ay @spoonlocks]

bro😭😭😭

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The ghouls on this app are reacting to this the way you'd expect, but they are not real people.

Real people--your neighbors, friends, anyone with a conscience--see this and feel angry and sad. Real people know it's wrong.

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

As an air traffic controller, what should I do in this situation?

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

I don’t think Dave Portnoy gets enough hate to be honest.