Ben

Still here for some reason

[Ben @benpayton]

@NekoStranding @nocontextmemes Yeah but it sounds like you're actually looking for a good employee and not someone easy to manipulate that you can blame everything on and fire in 6 months.

[Ben @benpayton]

@ERICALTER78 @mikeklis9news There's clearly more to this story that's not being reported. This doesn't even explain how the police got involved.

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@UrinatingTree I had to stop after 3 high knees because I started shouting "UNLIMITED!" uncontrollably and was craving a Dangerwich.

[Ben @benpayton]

@AdamSchefter "CBS country, let's ride"

[Ben @benpayton]

@jessemontano_ Maybe too many of the vets don't actually want do the skills competition. And the NHL would rather not have to explain. Last time around, it was pretty lame watching McDavid win an obstacle course he created himself, and Mackinnon looked like he'd rather be somewhere else.

[Ben @benpayton]

@BrandonPerna He's gonna start saying something like "Football country, let's ride!" isn't he?

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@UrinatingTree Yeah but now it won't look as bad when they rig the draft lottery.

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@DNVR_Avalanche

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@DNVR_Avalanche Well, at least there's only 2 periods left.

[Ben @benpayton]

@DNVR_Avalanche Avs rn

[Ben @benpayton]

@evanrawal Those replays seem intentionally bad. I guess it's completely out of the question to go frame by frame and show where the puck hit.

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@starwars

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@ksuwildcatsrock @AdamSchefter What about now? Is he still in jail right now?

How about now?

[Ben @benpayton]

@KCChiefsFanInAZ @AdamSchefter And I can't wait to find out how he gets granted house arrest or something so he can do rehab instead of serving the full 30 days.

[Ben @benpayton]

@CSenatra10 @NFL @ESPNFantasy @MichaelFFlorio @NFLFantasy @adamrank @MarcasG https://t.co/2H6OZgvqH9 doesn't even link to their own fantasy football site anymore, just ESPN's. I think we can expect either a major announcement about leagues moving to ESPN, or if they couldn't figure out the logistics in time, just a note saying start a new league on ESPN.

[Ben @benpayton]

@BrandonPerna Every team that made it to the Championship round last year - Seahawks, Rams, Patriots, Broncos - only gets one SNF game. Meanwhile, the Cowboys get 3.

[Ben @benpayton]

@BrandonPerna Those mother-loving Packers did it again

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@FivePointsVids I was fully expecting it to be Tuesday.

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@kenklippenstein