Ben Philips

Part-time comic Part-time poet Zero-time clever!

[Ben Philips @benphilips]

@jk_rowling I listened to #thewitchtrialsofjkrowling. While I was never against you to begin with, I so often had tears in my eyes while hearing how people treated you. You gave me a world to escape to as a child 🙏. A world I still escape to because of how people shape this one.

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@TheKingofSI I think it's time to drop your insecurities. You've done an amazing job as Mirage in Transformers and were the best in an otherwise hackjob of a movie. Sad to see the treatment of TF material but happy to say that you were actually the best.

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@Ticketmaster https://t.co/LqdeeYxQgT

that is you all over the world.

Any comment on your monopoly and single-handedly ruining converts for the world?

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@elonmusk Perhaps you should not be running anything right now.

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@jokedoctor Now with girlfriend formula. "Cooler Mint" Never brush alone again!

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@elonmusk Looking at what you've done with the place, I'd say a name change is in order for your account as well. Well done! This Twitter thing should be a Netflix special.

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@UbisoftSupport No thoughts? It is a super common problem. Don't know if you still have developers doing bugs.

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@rocksmithplus @UbisoftSupport Are you every gonna fix this or just ignore it? It is like that for years and no real reason. Make the screen skippable please.

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@UbisoftSupport Absolutely, appreciate your reply. Windows 11, Rocksmith 2014 remastered with the Real Tone Cable (new one).
Microphone quality is set to DVD (maximum) and volume is all the way up.

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@Twitter Let's see....
https://t.co/NtjYkL86aS

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@grumpygamer You did a fantastic job with Monkey Island.
Also with the upcoming one. The new graphics are great as you wanted to do something new and I am sure it will be as captivating as the older ones. Don't let their noise distract you. I look forward to it.

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@airfrance You have truly become a budget airline in terms of service. Print your own ticket, glue your own ticket (not clear and messy process which causes longer lines), lift your own luggage (great for older people) + broken links on flying blue website.

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@lufthansa After grabbing 9 billion € tax payers money, you are incapable of programming your website properly. It is 2021, timeouts while having to upload 5 different documents are just pathetic. Next time, different airlines!

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@nflnetwork How can we watch #SuperBowl outside of US (no cable provider) please?

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@NFL @Ford Does it also work outside the US to watch via those apps? (maybe even Chromecast?)

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@Facebook @finkd

😂😂😂
You have no commitment to privacy. PR BS

Your business model is the absence of privacy.

People don't want your products anymore.

Switch to Signal!

#WhatsApp #Facebook #PrivacyAware #Signal #SignalApp

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@FallGuysGame How about a RANDOMIZER BUTTON for ONES COSTUMES? Every round your costume is different. Could be fun, what do you say?

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@realDonaldTrump You are the biggest comedian of 2020, do you know that? #SmallOrangehands

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@realDonaldTrump Learn to count! Be quiet and let the adults in this country work.

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@UbisoftConnect You have a platform with the word "connect" in it, yet it is not possible to chat with other players. Am I missing a button or are you missing the irony? #Ubisoft #ubisoftconnect