El Benito Jr.

One day, I woke up and decided to make it everyone else’s problem.

[CAZM @CAZM023]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@CBSDickFitzwell

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@MLB @MLBPS_US

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@RileyDaGoat_ @DirtybirdsATL86 I doubt very seriously barring any sort of complete collapse he gets optioned again at all, he’s a major leaguer to stay, this just gives him a more flexible time table for rehab & doesn’t burn any of his service time

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@notwhydeegee2 lol that’s first class on a small plane, not economy

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@daltine_cracker “I don’t care if your Muslim, or Mongolian”

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

bowie knife99 driver reveal

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@BBGreatMoments Seeing the last out ever there was one of the coolest experiences I’ve ever had as a baseball fan

[Aldo Soto @AldoSoto21]

IT'S THE UNDERTAKER

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Going to Truist Park is worth the price of admission in more because it allows you to watch the Braves without hearing fucking Rick Jackson’s voice every five seconds

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@b_outliers There’s gotta be some kinda nickname for that backend at this point lmao.

Lee into Robert into Iggy is just ridiculous right now

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@DingersLiss @ChoppinBravos Well it’s also May, and to this point you have only beaten bad teams and are still under .500, with an aging core lmao.

And you got absolutely smacked by the 2 best teams in the NL, don’t get it twisted

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@DingersLiss @ChoppinBravos That the A’s have a bottom half of the league pitching staff

2 of the 3 against the Giants were against Mahle & Houser, and the giants bullpen is a disaster

Won against Janson Junk and a dude who has since been DFA’d in Miami

And beat Sugano & Kyle Freeland

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@BohmIsKing @TalkinBaseball_

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@LeslieMinesIII Decent, working out the kinks had some promising stuff tho, considering the circumstances.
I think he will be a lot better when he’s not pitching in Coors lol.
The walks are a little concerning but overall B-.

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@ITARviolation this SCREAMS Ed Bastian making a deal to get them for dirt cheap

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@dschicago1 @NobleArctic @crazyunclelou wasn’t the first time ever 2 RB’s from the same school went in the 1st round you bozo

Auburn had 2 go in the TOP 5 in the same season, And Arkansas had 2 in 2008

Y’all just don’t know ball lmao

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Nobody's trading for Aiyuk, why don't you just release him?

49ers:

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

“Congratulate them Braves again on winning that World Series for us. That was a great deal.”

— Dale Earnhardt Sr.

[El Benito Jr. @benphillips_16]

@BeaneaterB nah, olson’s disappointed dad stare into a slow trot when some pitcher throws him a meatball over the plate that he sends to Cumberland mall is absolutely hilarious