Ben Picht

I like turtles.

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@dogwoodblooms Roundabouts > Traffic Lights (I hate them both)

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@AmyHockert You’re one of the good ones! Good luck with your next venture.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

The Mets lost 16-12

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

What a waste of time. What a flop. Max Brosmer had a better day in Seattle.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@PJ_Mooney We’re a couple of IL stints away from calling up this guy.

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@Cut4 @MLB @CoronaUSA

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@redheadranting I think the alcohol in your homebrew will kill anything that will kill you. Cheers!

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@PrazMaster In this economy!

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

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[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@JackTriceMafia Whatever happened to the Pontiac Garage?

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@nickhaltermpls To be replaced with Mar Har Hall

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@TomLoxas The Gary Cubs.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Cubs are the only MLB team in the last 50 years to have 7 different players who came into the inning batting .250 or worse get hits in the bottom of the 9th in the same game:

Busch (.242)
Happ (.233)
Hoerner (.250)
Ballesteros (.231)
Suzuki (.239)
Swanson (.180)
PCA (.242)

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@CycloneMBB 31-3 is the best I could do

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Rams picked up Myles Garrett BUT in a bold move the Minnesota Vikings picked up Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life and are now looking at Tootie. @MeatSauce1

[Ben Picht @benpicht]

@ClubhouseCancer And four and a half finger Brown didn’t sound as good.