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[jake @wormpuller]

Idk how to flirt I told her that her pussys the bees knees

[Logan @wfcLgn]

@JPunts97 I go to the doctors if my leg hurts, you go to screwfix mate. fuck up

[Gavin Stevens @StevensG020792]

"Serves you right for fucking Balogun that!" #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup2026 @FIFAWorldCup

[benjamin @benpoll_rd]

Selling 4x Fisher tickets for this Saturday 11th, Silverworks Island, London

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

[Nidstang @Nidstang__]

Fuck digital only. Fuck subscription services. Fuck renting. Fuck AI.

I'm so sick of it.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Leeds United have agreed a deal to sign Harry Wilson on a free transfer.

The Wales forward is set to leave Fulham when his contract expires at the end of the month 🚨

[jonah @INVADlNG]

DRUGS ARE BAD

[England @England]

Come Together.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

He's staring at the ultrasound like he's in the VAR booth.

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Just had the Saka sauce at Nando’s and started limping

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[Culture Gems @rpmculture]

Studying history 📖

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Mans holding the towel like he just signed for a new football club i’m cryingggg

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

[ebby ᥫ᭡. @luvshqrks]

life got so serious i lost my call of duty skills