🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey

he/him - Detective Calhoun - banner by @angelojpeg - pfp by @Gingerrats

[sadastuser @imgayforbenrey]

half-life 2 and hlvrai

[martin @martiniway_rr]

#hlvrai

[Miles ☁🪲🩸| kissing Yellow malevolent😋 @eviilfreeman]

VOTE JOHN DOE!!!!

https://t.co/rjorNQhPSH

[⊹ ࣪˖ Sofi @SofiEscarchy]

oh my goddd i miss him bring him back already

#hlvrai

[modern day sisyphus🌈☁️ @deliharrr]

I know a guy.

[🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey @benreycalhoun]

job almost killed me today what the heck man. clearly didn’t have their passports

[lydia 🕊️ @clownplushie]

#hlvrai
RESPAWN

[༘⋆Wil ⋆˚࿔ @ST4RL11GHT__]

so when will it be culturally appropriate to bering back hlvrairp twt

[malevolent bot 💛🎹 @malevolent_bot]

ARTHUR: B-But what do you hate, Butcher? Yourself, your… your job? Your lot in life?
COLLINS: Mondays.

[lydia 🕊️ @clownplushie]

#hlvrai
yo you got any games on your phone

[🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey @benreycalhoun]

some guy came into work today and asked for a sandwich with no john sauce this time he doesn’t like the john sauce. what an idiot

[༘⋆Wil ⋆˚࿔ @ST4RL11GHT__]

have we ever considered benrey is in tommy's suitcase bc as much of a mostly joke it is, it's a funny thought #hl2vrai

[🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey @benreycalhoun]

//thought about Detectives arc where he almost died in the snow for. Pretty much nothing. This haunts me just a little bit tbh

[modern day sisyphus🌈☁️ @deliharrr]

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus spoilers

[༘⋆Wil ⋆˚࿔ @ST4RL11GHT__]

Propeller-Hat Couture is (sadly) OUT!, 401K Couture is IN!!! #hlvrai #hl2vrai #tommycoolatta

[Tania0102 @mazorca68]

#Caine
sad teeth man

[🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey @benreycalhoun]

@Gordon_Freakman freaky

[🍉BenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenreyBenrey @benreycalhoun]

maybe the life really was just half