benthetrailrunner

*Fictionalization. Do not attempt. *Consumption may cause stomach discomfort and/or laxative effect.

[Michael Johnson @MJGold]

A man very proudly came up to me today with this picture on his phone to tell me he was my biggest fan.

[benthetrailrunner @benrunshome]

hello @HarvestSnaps could you kindly tell me the difference between tangy and zesty?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I don’t have FREE TIME… I haven’t figured out a way to get Paid for that…. 💎

[@[email protected] @JonBaker]

EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD: A Kilometer is a unit of distance

AMERICA: A bucket is a unit of chicken

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

OFFICIAL: We've acquired RHP Anthony Bass, RHP Zach Pop 🇨🇦 and a PTBNL from the Marlins in exchange for INF Jordan Groshans.

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

Why are young people struggling to purchase homes? We asked a Toronto landlord who owns 30,000 properties to find out

[CorruptionDee🇺🇲 ✝️ @CorruptionDee]

@FINALLEVEL

[Keith @keithdunn]

Five runners remain in the #BM100, all on loop 3: Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis, Thomas Dunkerbeck, Greig Hamilton, John Kelly @RndmForestRunnr, and Karel Sabbe.

[Canadian Running @CanadianRunning]

Mohammed Ahmed breaks Canadian 10,000m record:

https://t.co/RyaKvu9lBu

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

The World Athletics Council has today agreed to impose sanctions against the Member Federations of Russia and Belarus as a consequence of the invasion of Ukraine.

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

🤯

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I grew up before there was a thing called ‘Health Food’ We either had food… Or we didn’t… 💎

[benthetrailrunner @benrunshome]

@Justin_Britton death…

[Matt Asner @masner]

He was always running. For miles he would run. Waving at cars as they honked. He ran uphill, he ran downhill. Sometimes with a dog, sometimes without. This was peace for him. In his element. Captured perfectly in 1978 by Mark Sennet. @TheOnlyEdAsner

[benthetrailrunner @benrunshome]

whether

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

Quote tweet this with whether or not you put mustard on grilled cheese. I'll go first: yes.

[benthetrailrunner @benrunshome]

@realdumbrunner @KukulkaMitchell @MLive preach

[benthetrailrunner @benrunshome]

@realdumbrunner Hal at it again…