Ben Shepard

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@liz_lapoint @odobenus73 @mplspat @NoraWD Congratulations from Odobenus! You win the prize for being the user who reminds me why I don't engage on twitter. This is my main account, also rarely used, because of people like you. Time to take a break from this cesspool again, I guess.

-- also a real human

[National Post @nationalpost]

Five tips to help you spot wellness and CBD knockoffs https://t.co/wqWOAYi39w via @TheGrowthOp

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@adamtroycastro @BrentSpiner ...and most prolific aunt.

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@AndrewScheer You seem to have captured the critical mustache demographic.

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@mattjelly That fridge has a pathetic dairy selection anyway...he really needs to find himself a different corner.

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@thattamster @KingAndJames All solid picks! I'd add in PRI's The World for a broad daily news overview.

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@Franklinsays Clearly, you have limited experience of arachnoflatulence. It's one of the leading causes of death in Australia.

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@SuzanneWinland @ericgarland It'll have to be a serial.

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@ericgarland @MingGao26 @IlvesToomas rossian windows always have incident when upgrade. russin bil getz say 'secruity reasin.'

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@AlasscanIsBack @Stop_Trump20 ...so wouldn't pulling them down also be?

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@ericgarland AKA Jack Bauer? That's badass!

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@BonnieBoop2 @ericgarland Including voting?

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@emmawaverman @CBCHereandNow Christmas fruitcake is merely a vehicle for marzipan.

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@CBCHereandNow Nobody seems to have mentioned The Amazing Spiderman!

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

@CBCmatt @melanieedouglas @gilldeacon Svůrgen mo nůrgen Tuesdays...my favourite!

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@Alt_Spicerlies @realDonaldTrump @GOP @SpeakerRyan @SenateMajLdr @SenateGOP Ribbit.

[Ben Shepard @benshepard]

Please, take ten seconds from your day to answer a single-question survey for my friends: https://t.co/ej2lP3aINl

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@gilldeacon Pics or it didn't happen.... ;-)

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@CBCmatt @CBCHereandNow It always is with Radio 1 Toronto to keep me company! :-)

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@CBCmatt A war on poverty would be a good thing...this sounds more like a war on the poor.