bean

villain. problem creator. menace.

[bean @bensndugan]

i hate the oxford comma.

[ska girl summer @skagirlsummer]

“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine eating 5 hot dogs

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Me, a very serious scholar, having to sing the alphabet song every time I add a source to my reference list.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

The Australians scored in their own net because the goals are on the opposite sides in the Southern Hemisphere

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Watching World Cup

[casper 🦚🪽 @SHARKFAN70]

this is like 9/11 for people in Wisconsin

[brianna @bkoerth]

lower the flags

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

"You'll get left behind if you don't use AI"

My guy...your brain is going to get left behind for letting AI do all the thinking for you.

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Michael @_britmonkey]

left wing drugs:
weed
LSD
xanax

right wing drugs:
meth
cocaine
zyns

We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

downing two coffees, adderall and a red bull just to send messages on a macbook

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

They go by WOKEesha now

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight