Ben Stonick

online and loving it. games, pro wrestling, and other stuff. he/him

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Just spoke with one of my employees (Asian).

Two things we gathered from our talk:

-Eyes on the market. Always.

-Video game girls should live forever.

[Cynical @thegamersjoint]

the streets are saying kingdom hearts is unc slop 😩😩😩

[Harpsibored @harpsibored]

Happy Mother's Day to my favorite FF moms ❤️

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

he was cooking here and everyone got mad at him for it

[Kaiju 🎮 @Spider_Kaiju]

What RE fans want instead of an actual good movie

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I’m sold. Just from what we see here I can tell it understands and speaks the language of the game without leaning on iconography. If you’re asking “where’s Leon?” or “where’s Wesker?” you probably want a picture book instead of a movie.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

you may vilify him but here's a man who came for a meal without even taking time to change from work clothes to tux & sure isn't going to run away at the sound of a few measly gunshots.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

We can change the world with gambling 🎰

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

This is tough medicine for anyone to take, but owning up to his past mistakes like this will only make his endorsement of JD for president in a couple of years all the more credible!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Obviously he’s evil or whatever but when I found out Trump watches AI slop of himself all day as god or a fighter pilot or hulk I thought man that must be so badass. To be dying going insane and hopped up on Stims and old as fuck and watching videos of yourself as Jesus all day

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

It's literally -- literally -- a tax on empty luxury properties that nobody lives in. These people already live in Florida, you dumbass.

[Ben Stonick @benstonick]

@NotThatTomGreen If best friends were still together, this some shit Chuck and Trent would pull in a match Andrade would have with OC lol

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

Jesus on the morning of Easter Sunday…