@askewwhat29 I need more headlines like this. Just a couple of the top of my head:
“OK Stitts the bed again”
“OK dirty-birds Stitt their own nest”
Also, I think everyone who voted for him should wear a hat with his last name on it... bunch a Stitt-heads.
@QuesoCaliente Every time someone says that to me they follow it up with a See-what-I-did-there kind of laugh, as if inviting me to laugh at this very clever word-play they happened upon.
I respond with my I-don’t-want-to-be-mean fake smile.
#proportionalresponse
Remember when all the reasonable people thought “Surely that guy can’t win the Republican nomination”... and then it happened? I’m feeling very Summer 2016, in OK today. Our kids deserve better. #RememberInNovember
Vote for Drew!
Our Republican challengers have had more than a year now to separate themselves from the failed policies of the Fallin administration. The style may be different, but the substance is the same. Time for a change in Oklahoma!
OKLAHOMA CITY has the hottest restaurant in the United States.
Not New York. Not Los Angeles. Not San Francisco.
O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A-C-I-T-Y
https://t.co/lIv02XgCos
You’ve done it, you’ve read all of Twitter! No, don’t keep scrolling, this is the end. Congratulations! Now that you’ve completed Twitter, we’d recommend “books,” “cooking food,” “calling your mom” or any number of other more enriching experiences. Enjoy!
Finishing #okleg up this week. No more money to put art & music back in elementary schools, to lower class sizes, to reduce the amount of uncompensated care in hospitals. But, apparently we have enough to increase funding for Private Prisons (HB3706). Its okay to be angry now.
Let me remind everyone that there is no invasion at the border, that Mexico is not an enemy, that detentions at the border are at a 40-year low, that the undocumented populations has remained at 11M for a decade and that to send troops to the border would be a waste of time and $
In the richest country in the history of the world, our teachers should be the best-paid in the developed world, not among the worst-paid. The teachers who are protesting now are an inspiration to all of us. https://t.co/6vEEKXL8yN
Aidan is playing a math game:
Me: shoot the balls!
Aidan: huhuh (low chuckle)
Me: ... balls.
Aidan: huhuhuh
I guess we’re officially ready for middle school.