Ben Tinius

I am me, and sometimes I tweet about it.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

@askewwhat29 I need more headlines like this. Just a couple of the top of my head:
“OK Stitts the bed again”
“OK dirty-birds Stitt their own nest”
Also, I think everyone who voted for him should wear a hat with his last name on it... bunch a Stitt-heads.

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Today my prayer is that people of goodwill will unite as one and with tired, trembling hands grab the helm and turn this dookie cruise around.

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

@QuesoCaliente Look who’s back in town... the DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!!! Sorry I can’t get the tab this time around. Love you guys!

[Scott Allen Hill @ScottAllenHill]

These folks are very much alive, retired, and have plenty of time to get to the polls to vote. Be sure you're there too please. #VOTE

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

Super excited that the angry orange man doesn’t need a news outlet to unnecessarily terrify people any more. Now he can do it whenever he wants.

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

@QuesoCaliente Every time someone says that to me they follow it up with a See-what-I-did-there kind of laugh, as if inviting me to laugh at this very clever word-play they happened upon.

I respond with my I-don’t-want-to-be-mean fake smile.

#proportionalresponse

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

Remember when all the reasonable people thought “Surely that guy can’t win the Republican nomination”... and then it happened? I’m feeling very Summer 2016, in OK today. Our kids deserve better. #RememberInNovember
Vote for Drew!

[Drew Edmondson @DrewForOklahoma]

Our Republican challengers have had more than a year now to separate themselves from the failed policies of the Fallin administration. The style may be different, but the substance is the same. Time for a change in Oklahoma!

[The West Wing @thewestwingTV]

RETWEET if you would watch a West Wing prequel about Barlet's time as a New Hampshire Governor.

[Jared Gallagher @jaredgallagher]

OKLAHOMA CITY has the hottest restaurant in the United States.

Not New York. Not Los Angeles. Not San Francisco.

O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A-C-I-T-Y

https://t.co/lIv02XgCos

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

You’ve done it, you’ve read all of Twitter! No, don’t keep scrolling, this is the end. Congratulations! Now that you’ve completed Twitter, we’d recommend “books,” “cooking food,” “calling your mom” or any number of other more enriching experiences. Enjoy!

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

May the 4th be with you.
And also with your midichlorians. #CatholicJediJokes

[Jason Dunnington @jdunnington]

Finishing #okleg up this week. No more money to put art & music back in elementary schools, to lower class sizes, to reduce the amount of uncompensated care in hospitals. But, apparently we have enough to increase funding for Private Prisons (HB3706). Its okay to be angry now.

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

THIS!!! https://t.co/QDyKrcIwEw

[NHL @NHL]

That's one special #StanleyCup Playoff moment. ❤️ https://t.co/Jr9RGqFPGh

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

@sojochick @DaraTinius @MBMBaM There were several good good bambinos cosplaying Matt Doyle tonight!!!

[JORGE RAMOS @jorgeramosnews]

Let me remind everyone that there is no invasion at the border, that Mexico is not an enemy, that detentions at the border are at a 40-year low, that the undocumented populations has remained at 11M for a decade and that to send troops to the border would be a waste of time and $

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In the richest country in the history of the world, our teachers should be the best-paid in the developed world, not among the worst-paid. The teachers who are protesting now are an inspiration to all of us. https://t.co/6vEEKXL8yN

[Ben Tinius @bentinius]

Aidan is playing a math game:

Me: shoot the balls!
Aidan: huhuh (low chuckle)
Me: ... balls.
Aidan: huhuhuh

I guess we’re officially ready for middle school.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Sad but true. https://t.co/qLm9qYyEiM