Asap_morgy

hustlin through the ranks

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

I won a BOGO movie pass! And I just love to say 'bogo'. Bogo. Pop on over to Cineplex #PeelAndPop contest. https://t.co/ekweIvrcTa

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

Eff. Kill. Marry. Choose one for each:
Christine Mcgee. Joanne McCloud. Diane Watts? @rippertipper @DavidKennedy_WC

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

@MarcTee @NCAA no way my bracket leaves Sprott Shaw vs MTI community college in the finals! #marchmadness #bracketbuster

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

How did Ed Hardy and Affliction, in their heyday never make a collaboration douche T-shirt?

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

Why do old people butch about being on our phones when one on one? I remember them burying their faces in their newspapers when I was young.

[Condescending Wonka @WiIIy_Wonka]

Just waiting on a Myth Busters episode on "Once you go black, you never go back."

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

Soooo pumped for @KingJames return to @MiamiHEAT! #nba2018 #pastpredictsfuture #crystalball #BackToCleveland

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

At home ninja training: flush toilet, then grab the TP blow your nose and throw it in the toilet bowl before the water is all gone #brucelee

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

@BJJ_MattK @DavidKennedy_WC cheriOOOSSSS for breakfast tomorrow

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

"@joerogan: Vancouver! June 13th I'm at the Orpheum with @BryanCallen and @TonyHinchcliffe come get your freak on." @MarcTee

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

Gravity: I'm so strong Me: Do you even lift?! Gravity: No 😖 #theoreticalproblems

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

@nleighc are you on the party planning committee? #angela #TheOffice

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

“Dream as if you will live forever; Live as if you will die today.” - James Dean

[Asap_morgy @bentjitsu]

@DavidKennedy_WC @calmorr being on twitter would make me use twitter again...except he will never use it #tooold

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Mexican word of the day 'Wheelchair' : "Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair."

[LaVar Trump @RealLaVarTrump]

Happy Birthday to @kobebryant! Naturally his birthday is the 23rd. He been trying to be like Jordan since the day he was born.

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Everybody should try this:

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

Lyoto Machida drops to 185, meets Tim Kennedy at UFC Fight for the Troops 3 http://t.co/4mXaeFaBUy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Piss Mute: When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.