bentley, M.A.

31. UMBC ‘17, ‘20. Music Education. Leadership Development. ΠΚΦ. Matthew 7:12. "Nothing in life is more important than relationships."

[bentley, M.A. @bentleycorvette]

Lol I'm gonna pin this thread of all my funniest/wildest/extra tweets

[i like computers @WildComputers]

Every Xposed clip I see he's winning big 😭

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

went to say "get his ass" and "eat him up" and i bet you can guess what i accidentally said instead

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[blue @bluewmist]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it's like 'the point of doing them is to get good at them' and not 'this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ludwig Göransson breaks down the score of ‘THE ODYSSEY’ in a new featurette.

This included rediscovering instruments from the Bronze Age as well as using bronze itself in the musical process.

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[CELIA🐝 @CELIAYONCE]

NOTHING was funny on lemonade 😭😭😭😭

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

A representation of a Black family where the wife isn't lighter than her husband and the little girl isn't biracial.

[BUGLAGHEM @pullmypiercing]

Why was she in the backrooms

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[zayden @pemilo123]

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Jordañ @Jordan_Milam]

This woman is the highest paid actress on prime time television, has a 6’5” husband, has three beautiful babies and gets to see Chris Maloni whenever she damn well pleases and called last night the “greatest night of her life”

I LOVE DRAMATIC ASS SPORTS GIRLIES 😂😭