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Abolish Time Zones

[ben @bentompkins68]

Limp Brizket

[mr fella @prolezone]

i say this with one hundred percent stone-cold sincerity: these white boys oughta start a podcast

[apple ✰ @applebostick]

its where matt damons hide its where matt damons hide

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

"did you manage to make a lobster outfit for our action?"

"Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

You think I won’t eat dat too? Lmaoooo

[ben @bentompkins68]

@J2269574978209

[ben @bentompkins68]

Throwing a personal favorite clip out there

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

American Dad has had SO many iconic moments over the years

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

This might be the most cornerback shit of all time

[THE SOY PILL @thesoypill]

If we stop jerking off on 9/11, the terrorists win.

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[ben @bentompkins68]

@Fenton_Mulley @NHLMedia @mike_p_johnson Where the ducks at

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

When I think of Tarzan, a sort of naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes, away from the world in the mud and darkness, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Once I took a trip to Atlanta for the sole purpose of seeing the whale sharks at the Georgia Aquarium and I got so stoned that an employee had to help me figure out where to pay for my pizza in the food court. That employee was my “giant hand”.

[ben @bentompkins68]

@GoldNickleDime @cokesnorter3359 @turbomander Like nuts and bolts? Perhaps even all four shocks?

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

remember like 1 week ago when you guys were all dying of heatstroke because your houses aren't insulated

[ben @bentompkins68]

@imnotliamyt @FilmUpdates Yeah dude. Fuckin ghost town in there

[ben @bentompkins68]

@charlieo_conn Was there ever any confirmation on just what the hell his ailment was?

[🤝🏿 @iLLatry]

@itssthyherinme I don’t give a fuck if the wipes were called nigger wipes if I need to wipe my ass, I’m buying them.