Ben Helford

City fan, Seattlite. Probably other details are important. He/him.
@benzored.bsky.social

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

going to bed

[Find me at http://barrydeutsch.bsky.social @barrydeutsch]

Conservatives, 1988-Present

#PoliCartoon

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[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

It would be nice if the Supreme Court's holding that the power Congress gave the president to "waive or modify" student loan payments did not entail the power to modify student loan payments got a fraction of the skepticism the ref's statement last night did

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆𝒔... 🎶😂

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@TheRealHoarse Took forever to charge my phone today. I barely had time to twerk before being bisexual.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The 2nd Amendment is the nepobaby of all the Amendments on the job.
The 14th is the Black woman who does all the work, gets none of the credit, and gets told she has a "bad attitude" or is "angry" when she demands equal pay and opportunities.

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@Yair_Rosenberg Latkes look great.

[🇲🇾🇸🇬 Marxist-Mbappéist🇵🇸🇫🇷 @durianboy91]

@JUNlPERBOT My favorite part of Berserk is when John Berserk first said his famous catchphrase "I'M GOING BERSERK!!!!!"

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@JoshuaPHilll Is Middle East Eye a reputable source? I've not heard of them, and a blue check putting out an inflammatory claim is a red flag for me.

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@adamconover Congratulations!

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down, and fully support Ukraine, then I will save democracy by wearing a suit on the Senate floor next week.

[wint @dril]

If you said last year , " Im going to be looking at some posts on X", people would say "HUH?" But now every one says that daily!

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@TomCokeIsABlunt So nice to be able to define good vs bad art by such objective measures, such as "making you feel weird." Yep, nothing more objective than your subjective feelings!

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@RottenInDenmark @espiers "With Biden telling a reporter to shut up, and Ron DeSantis putting out detailed plans to send media critics to gulags, both sides have issues with a free press."

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@ManCity @GoodKidManCity This one is great because it shows how great Haaland is even when he's not scoring goals. All three defenders on him leaving a wide open De Bruyne.

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@nycsouthpaw I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Trump thinks "persecute" and "prosecute" mean the same thing.

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@heygregr I never really got into The Office, but I still laugh when I think about Holt trying to communicate the notion of childhood to a woman who didn't speak English by tying his tie in a half-Windsor (like a child would).

[Ben Helford @benzored]

@MerriamWebster @SazeracNELA How could you be so dord?!