Maritzaa ♡

|25| kcmo| 🤱🏽

[Maritzaa ♡ @bere_niceeeeee]

You’ll be needing me, but too bad.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

No revenge cus you really were my baby, just hope you heal from whatever taught you that it was okay to treat someone like that.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how i feel being sweaty in public �

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When it's ur day off tomorrow so u don't have to set an alarm and it suddenly starts raining

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

Having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! I'm not going for that sht 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[Rayo @Rayo84883994321]

ASAP dissed Drake for cheap promo and Drake dropped Burning Bridges. Killed his whole summer 😂 Where she at?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Samirah Zahra @BigLecheSolo]

You’ll try to leave multiple times, most times you will go back, and then finally one day you find one small reason to be gone forever. It’ll be the first time in a long time you feel free.

[k @kathitalareina]

when you see every other girl being loved out loud so you start wondering why love never chooses you like that

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

She really did her big one for all the little black girls!

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[femmenotes @femmenote]

how hot i see myself looking in my 30s

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

there wasn't shit else to do

[la bilancia ♎️ @Dekaytra]

I wish I was outside that day smh

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start monday at 8am"

me:

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The real comedians aren’t tweeting in English 😭😭

[lain @slowtripplet]

nigga 2017 camera quality already look like vhs tape