Bro Quotes

It's time for you to hear the things that come out of my friends mouths

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Dude you look pretty down in the dumps for someone that got taken advantage of last night. - LHZ #FratLife #FirstNightBack

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Rumors are like stereotypes, they're almost always true. -GGH

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Just watched a 60 year old man check out a 30 year old woman. Nice. #broforlife #halfyourageplus1

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I wanna hook up with a cripple, but not a permanent cripple... Ya know? -RKJ #EqualOpportunityPenis

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I wish I had a voice like Tom Selleck. -SMJ
I feel like you can't have a really manly voice until you've had a prostate exam. -MAR

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You have two options 1) we can have sex now 2) we can have sex now and later. -SVK #MyWay #libido

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What do Nordic people speak, Viking? -BMT #GeorgeBushGeography

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If they make you mad they're an asshole. BMT #yourethebest

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Yo, jerking off when your legs are sore is the best! -BMT #nopainnogain

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We should send a black stripper dressed like a rabbi to that racist asshole's house. -WTA #AffirmativeReaction #OyVey

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G spot! I can't even find the clit! I probably couldn't even find a guys balls if I had to! -MGN #Honest #CatholicSchoolSexEd

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I need gentile to gentile connection. #ThasRight

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My girlfriend's middle name is Veronica, in my opinion that's a great stripper name. -BMT #ItsTheLittleThingsInLife

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I'll love you later ok! I just want to have sex with you now. -SVK #Honest #InARelationship?

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I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I go to parties! -FEN #dontstoptheparty

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I've been jerking off in the shower so long I'm surprised a baby hasn't crawled out of the drain yet. -OMP #SlipperyWhenWet

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I sleep wherever my drunk ass sees fit. -RKJ #NoQualms #ComfortZone

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I don't mind vaginas when there's not a freaking baby coming out of them! -BMT #miracleoflife #NotADoctorYet

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Nothing like those good non-sexual platonic friendly neighborly blowjobs. -SMJ #makingfriends