Springsteen on Ice

Spiritus Mundi, Widening Gyre, Etc.

[Springsteen on Ice @HarryLiberman]

Thinking of opening a butcher shop by the Amtrak station in Richmond and calling it “Meat Virginia”

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Whitest songs I like. Ranked in order of whiteness and likeness.

1. Fireflies
2. Pumped Up Kicks
3. Call Me Maybe
4. Pretty Baby (Vanessa Carlton)
5. You Get What You Give (the new radicals)

[casey innit @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Brunson walking back to the locker room with the Michael Clayton ending face. Exquisite.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[knicks shitposts @knicksshitposts]

I USED TO GET EXCITED ABOUT FRANK NTILIKINA!!!!

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

THERE’LL BE NO MORE COUNTING THE CARS ON THE GARDEN STATE PARKWAY

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Trans women are women… and they got some big ol ones down in San Antonio

- Charles Barkley, Hall of Famer and ally

[Big Meech @skoalyeah126]

Bushwick Country Club, Brooklyn

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

absolutely

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

I am on the northeast regional with an IPA and a couple earnings call transcripts. There’s a lot of pain in the world right now, but not on this train.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Very emotional day, I played Forever by Drake on my pill at my grandfathers grave

[Springsteen on Ice @HarryLiberman]

@baseballot Hurtful

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

hitting people with my citibike because queer joy is an act of resistance

[@barelymarch On Social Media @barelymarch]

Not surpised Cuomo lost. It wasn't necessarily illegal what he did but it was really weird to say that about an 18 year old Japanese girl on your highly anticipated sophmore album

[jackierích o'luddshaw @jack_luddy]

this lined up ridiculously well, im astonished

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

I bring a real "is he someone's dad or an undercover cop?" vibe to the PUP/Jeff Rosenstock show

[valerie @appleeater5000]

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you