Whitest songs I like. Ranked in order of whiteness and likeness.
1. Fireflies
2. Pumped Up Kicks
3. Call Me Maybe
4. Pretty Baby (Vanessa Carlton)
5. You Get What You Give (the new radicals)
the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought
I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!
If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip
I am on the northeast regional with an IPA and a couple earnings call transcripts. There’s a lot of pain in the world right now, but not on this train.
Not surpised Cuomo lost. It wasn't necessarily illegal what he did but it was really weird to say that about an 18 year old Japanese girl on your highly anticipated sophmore album