bergeronium

slick @ a mile high & now fresh coastin.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This guy just found out he’s been using the screen door stopper wrong his entire life... and so have I 😭

He always slid that metal piece all the way up to hold the door open… until an old man casually showed him the real way.

Have you been doing it wrong all along too?

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

cocaine is the original GLP-1.

[Beezer “Biarritz” Washingbeard @Sub4Beeze]

The things you stumble upon in the admin portal. Annual dues higher than the cumulative BV net worth.

I’m tryna get like you, my boy.

[Bob @BitcoinCoderBob]

@Sub4Beeze don't need an admin portal to access this info, when USGA is publicly providing this info 👀

[Stephen Hennessey @S_HennesseyGD]

The Kingsley Club is one of golf’s great destination clubs, and it’s getting better.

The Michigan club is announcing its second course, to be built by Coore & Crenshaw, on a newly acquired 520-acre parcel that sits southeast of the existing property.

Projected opening in 2029.

[The Golf Engineer @engineeringolf]

A bookmarkable 2026 Golf Ball Guide.

Tap then hold to load in 4k.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Uinta “E9” Based @Uinta_Based]

@BigOrangeRicky @bigrobbbbbbbb Gas carts. The speed governor can be overridden with a broken tee. Full speed all the time.

Probably something that died in the 90s along with everything else that was fun..

[Uinta “E9” Based @Uinta_Based]

@bigrobbbbbbbb Did you learn that you can disable the governor with a tee?

[Jeff Macke @JeffMacke]

“Wyndham hates kids and puppies so we focus on beating those”

- Satan’s mental coach

[American Infidel @CrusaderJoe1776]

@MurrayHillGuy1

[RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint]

After playing laser tag with my kids, I now have serious doubts about the effectiveness of child soldiers.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Here's a complete Father's Day gift guide:

1: Nothing

Because gifts are for women and children.

[Austin Sapin @AustinSapin]

Classic Dustin Johnson anecdote from John Wood on the broadcast just now:

Wood was on the bag for Matt Kuchar during the 2016 Ryder Cup at Hazeltine. DJ asked Wood to read the putt using aimpoint and told him, "do that foot thing."

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

Mfs be like “I’m from Detroit” and have a Brother Rice diploma in there bedroom 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

i’m not stuck in line behind Elon Musk at walmart listening to him lose his mind cause he can’t put Zyns on an EBT card.

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

For medical information, general AI frontier models (Google, OpenAI, Anthropic) outperformed specialized @EvidenceOpen and @UpToDate as assessed by 12 US clinicians, randomized and blinded to which model and extensive testing/benchmarks. This was not anticipated. @NatureMedicine
https://t.co/KCH1ADfQWz

[Jai 🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Ardagul3r24]

This stadium belongs to a random tier 2 American university man, the amount of wealth this country has is insane ffs

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

Midwest summer when you dont know anyone with a boat or a cabin