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[NOTORIOUS P.I.G. @BOARC0RE]

Fucking with guys who can't cum because they jack off all day is so annoying I don't wanna be sucking you off for an hour

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

accidentally opening twitter in public https://t.co/WsEjNtCout

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Gym bros at chipotle be like double protein double cum in my butt double cocks in my mouth

[justin @harbordelsol]

At least half of them are black

[Ash @Ahsotn]

Why i stood up straight

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Stop idolizing billionaires and start treating them like the greedy, resource-hoarding, people-exploiting parasitic fuckers they are.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

I still think it’s crazy that he didn’t go to jail for this.

[더그라스 더 팩토로지슽으 @IAmDouglasKim]

the real reason we can’t have huawei phones:

not to prevent China from spying on us

but to prevent us from preventing Israel on spying on us

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

It’s called Black Cube and yes it’s an Israeli company.

[Frankie Stockes @realStockes]

Kind of like they did to Tyler Robinson.

[🪐 @moonlitira]

White people will shame others for eating with their hands, then eat from a plate their dog just licked

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

If I walk in your restaurant and a dog is eating at the table with you I’m calling the health department

[dolly ⁹⁹ 🎃 @sieunistaken]

so thats a wholeeeeeeee new meaning

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Loser .

She should be ashamed of herself.

[vandul @_vandul]

>makes a movie about a goy who catches pedos
>shows sympathy for the pedos
>the goy is the villain

What did he mean by this?

[ThePossesedRuby🖤 | Soul ENVtuber | @ThePossesedRuby]

Again. This should be normalized,

Scalpers deserve to be shamed and as well educated the old fashion way. The rough way

[Sidney (ART COMMS OPEN) 🏳️‍⚧️ @piccoloDaSlider]

Rogue would deadass beat the hell outta whoever drew this shit

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: The California Supreme Court just ruled that Republican Sheriff Chad Bianco illegally seized 650,000 ballots.

[DC BLACK LABEL @MARVEL_DC_USA]

In only ONE SEASON, this show established….

The Green Lantern Corps | Oa | The Guardians | Hal Jordan as one of the Greatest Green Lanterns | Kilowog | Sinestro | Mogo | Guy Gardner | The Red Lanterns | Atrocitus | Bleez | Zilius Zox | Hal and Kilowog’s long-lasting friendship | Salaak | Tomar-Re |The Star Sapphires| Carol Ferris | Carol Ferris as a Star Sapphire | Carol And Hal’s complex relationship | fan favorite characters Razer and Aya | Ch’p | Saint Walker | Saint Walker as the Blue Lantern | Larfleeze and the Orange Lanterns | the feud between the Red Lanterns and the Green Lanterns | Manhunters | The Anti-Monitor | epic space battles | a good story AND SO MUCH MORE….

and yet James Gunn can’t

An animated show is humiliating James Gunn’s DCU