The Berlin Bear

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[The Berlin Bear @berlinbear]

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[The Berlin Bear @berlinbear]

The Bear is deeply unhappy about the loss of German cloud-shine.

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The Bear grumbles, rolls over, sleeps some more.

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The Bear ought to apologize for its absence as of late, but is still sleeping (shhh).

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The Bear is appalled by the LOUD BABY INVASION of Kreuzberg. If Europe's birth rate is in decline, you'd never know it here.

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The Bear is slowly realizing that only CERTAIN KINDS of 1,19-euro whiskeys purchased at Edeka can cure stomach aches.

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The Bear wants to puke on a donut.

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The Bear is wearing white face paint in honor of the victorious -- and late -- Mr. Ledger.

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@benno: The Bear finds it somehow ironic that your Friedman link doesn't work.

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@flachrattenmann: Give The Bear a break, it can't read street signs.

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The Bear is sledding down the Hasenheide hill with a snowboard strapped to each paw and a belly full of pickled Schnappsfisch.

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The Bear is slipping/sliding on Kreuzberg's icy sidewalks, and/or sleeping away the day in Prenzlauer Berg garret (&/or dressing for work).

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The Bear is sitting on its haunches, dumb-founded. Why is the sky that color? What is that painful disc lighting up all the bldgs with fire?

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The Bear is wincing at the umpteenth siting of those horrid Berlinale bags... and craving more cheap wine.

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The Bear is shivering in the rain by a Commerzbank, thinking of renaming Neukölln's busiest intersection "He-Man Platz"

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The Bear is listening to Johnny Cash in a café filled with roses. The Bear feels a little queesy about this. Buses rumble along outside.

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The Bear spent an entire day offline and somehow survived!

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The Bear is really happy to discover the existence of NPR's "Planet Money" http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/

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The Bear is going to have start complimenting a lot more Germans on their acne: http://tinyurl.com/bmntlq

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The Bear is fighting the coffee shits in an office somewhere above the din of Rosenthaler Platz. No, not Vice Magazine.