Amber DeSantis

mom of a 7yo+2yo twins, wife of a hot nerd, wanna be chef, lover of dogs, haver of catmonsters, eternal insomniac. (..to show you the light)

[Amber DeSantis @berlynnsterling]

@LLcoooltweet I heard the E. Coli off beach 11 is exquisite this time of year.

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@itsbrujabitch Their chemistry is INSANE. I can’t even tell you how good their videos are. Literally leave me breathless

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@rapunzerelli OKAY BUT ITS EVEN BETTER black jumper GHOSTED white dress(bella). Just left. Never said a word. Only for bella to start skating with blondie(vanya) and the chemistry. is. delicious. I cannot BREATHE while watching them skate together. It’s indecent. Watch their videos 🥵

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@LakotaMan1 Ohmylanta the dimples 🥹

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@OrangePaulp He is irl Jean Ralphio

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@heyaimsarah @OKWildlifeDept An absolute legend. You single-handedly forced every other government Twitter account to step up their Twitter game AND made millions of people care about Oklahoma. I hope they erect a statue in your honor.

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@gabilliam ‘I love you just in case. I don’t believe in it really, but in desperation, I’ll believe in anything.’ That’s always been my interpretation.

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@bitchwthebun WE LOVE THAT HE SAYS

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@defnotadino Idk my MIL gave me a blank cookbook with some of mine and my husbands favorite recipes that she makes and I really love it. I appreciated it so much and tbh I use it constantly.

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@gldivittorio Cottage cheese

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@notcapnamerica Also there are still many places fight here in the good ol’ USA where interracial couples are still treated like they are from rival families, it’s quite an inspired correlation.

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@fearlesskristn This was my thought about that line too!

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@skreezelbee3 Tape measure= the rigid one used by construction workers
Measuring tape=the soft flexible one used by tailors

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@fisting_top Doing the lords work

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@jennyrozelle Thank god my parents are terrible at money management and have nothing to leave us lol

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@nursekelsey @joejaggi Ticks carry more than just lyme

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@drxconixn @rapunzerelli “Did you think I’d give up? That this could’ve shook the love from me?” LIKE EXCUSE ME

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@EliMcCann My husband is a realtor, of course we’re sharing locations. He also lets the kids watch my little for moving across the phone when I’m on my way home from work and they absolutely love it.

[Amber DeSantis @berlynnsterling]

@starlesscitay Patron saint of liars and fakes, XO, I slept with someone in fall out boy, irresistible, twin skeletons

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@wednesdaynott You love to have Ron tell Draco Hermione is pregnant and I love you for it