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LINDA, LOIRA, FOFINHA, MAS CHEIRA MAL

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open your legs close the bible

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Hi I have balls now

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Hiiiiii jacob

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edamame
red onion
avocado(i couldn’t find a good one)
whipped cream cheese
mayo
sriracha
smoked salmon/imitation crab
soy sauce
chili oil
like 4 drops sesame oil
other asian shit if u have it a splash of rice vinegar maybe oyster sauce

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I think I’m gonna start treating my twitter like my notes

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ur really cute! but ur eyes r kinda different :/

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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it wash its dick

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we need to start asking our neighbors for a cup of sugar again 💔

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better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

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What ass backwards kind of flirting is this????

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why did every single boyfriend of mine have to smell musty no other man I know smells as musty as the ones who loved me

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I have gone nonverbal and have been shooting blanks for the past 7 days

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does anyone know a get fat quick scheme I could get in on

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@blastedazz I told a couple of middle aged drunk women at Janeys to stay out of trouble and it caused an earthquake

[Holden @holdenhika]

pride flag at half mast

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I got deflowered at the Waffle House bathroom and all I got was this stupid tshirt

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Had to slam my laptop shut in the middle of playing Minecraft to very suddenly and hysterically cry bc my dad is gonna die one day

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@j4ck00l It’s because she’s a woman

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

everything you’ve ever done in your entire life has lead you to seeing this image

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grow a garden and fly a kite