Sereta

bite- sized whispers

[Sereta @berry_kaca]

Crazy how women be playing chess, while men lose the whole board to a nut

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mtu alitoroka kenya akaenda majuu hawezi niambia about Hardwork and resilience. You took the easy way out. Us who remained have fought and conquered the battles your were too coward to confront. So if you want someone to advice,it is not me. I should be advising you

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

Hiyo impeachment kama Babu hawezi table hata yeye ajidishi. Sahii hatutaki watu wa small talk na kutupima na tweets kama Hamisi

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

23 Ebola facilities across the country=23 mineral sites in Kenya.

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

Lakini vijana wanahustle nmeona hadi mwenye anapeana number yake kwa apartments incase tenants wako busy anaenda kuwafanyia shopping i.e supermarket, sokoni etc.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[Weigo @Samweigo]

Naskia kuna Sharp boys wanajua kutoa pesa ziko on hold huko PayPal but wanakula half of the amount

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Trump paused USAID when he came to power and said, “Africans should handle African problems.” I wonder why the US wants Kenya, an African country, to handle their Ebola problem.

Tafakari

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Na mjue Ebola ikifika Kenya it will not leave soon, Mpaka your minerals in Kenya iishe ndio iishe. It has been in existence for a decade in Congo because minerals haiishi

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

That Female ugandan speaker was really corrupt. Six Lexus SUVs all new and a Maybach. For a speaker? While some ugandans in the village are using bananas as tissue. Buana being a thief has no gender.

[Zollz @zollz]

Matatu guys could have simply hiked fares and carried on with business but they decided to send a message. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The Matatu Owners Association says the strike is not just for today, but will continue until fuel prices are reduced.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

This is probably the only time that drivers and conductors are getting to spend real quality extended time with their family. These people work like clockwork.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Huyo bois amesema Ruto akichaguliwa 2027 atatwambia mahali ametoa kura amenijengea siku 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Matatu Owners Association says that no agreement has been reached, and the nationwide matatu strike will continue until further notice

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kudos to that man that has refused blackmail on live TV. What a shameless government!

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Shida ya matatu strike ni they don't have the range to do this for more than 2 days😂😂bank loans don't give 2 fùcks about your situation.

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Receipts. Tulieni kila mtu atafikiwa.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“‘We can bring fuel down to KSh 70 if we just remove wickedness from leadership,’ says former pastor John CW in a video from March that has resurfaced amid the fuel price increase.