Miranda

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher Join the feds. Look at the pay and job security. Join ussss

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@CobaltOracle You know there’s fluoride in water right

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher As someone who lives where the tornado touched down, I thought you said you were gonna take care of it :’(

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher This needs to be a cute wall mount. It’s the perfect length away from a wall that you’re not worried about marks on the walls or fires

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher The people need to see the results

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher For the sake of the girlies and your future relationships, I confidently can say I would toss you a friendly “you look like you need to stay 50 ft away from school zones” your way

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@wenisprinkles @CobaltOracle

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@Dexerto @CobaltOracle don’t you dare

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@briannaawerner We got one for work and it’s super nice! Worth it

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher Worth it 100%

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@tangi_333 @BornAKang This has pick me energy idk how but it does

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher Either pickle them all or follow through cause I’d high five a rabid raccoon for some garden cucs

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@INTELHCSHalo @MoistCr1TiKaL @CobaltOracle

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@MightyWatcher La Roche!! Doesn’t break me out and it comes in a spray too so there’s no excuse. I’ve also been seeing sunscreen balms lately, those look really good too! When in doubt, r/asianbeauty they always know what’s good

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@briannaawerner Bobbypins, cotton balls or swabs, anything small that’ll fit!

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i get so envious when people are like “my parents forced me to play piano”

like that’s very valid but at least now u have a cool party trick!! my parents played a reverse uno card and made me parent them… i can’t just therapize people as a party trick

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

I have my spinal consultation in 25 min and I think it's fitting that I've had a 24 hour migraine and on the verge of tears. Maybe doc number 8194 will actually recommend something other than meds

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@assylawerner @briannaawerner And good security, like a single look or signal can call security over

[Miranda @berrylover1707]

@assylawerner @briannaawerner Almost like a bar tending job 🤔