bert

responsible for at least a few code smells. top notes: lavender, woody musk, bottom notes: generating shareholder value

[bert @bert_cyem]

my retweets are likes from now on for this app

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

Personally my favorite part of NYC is finding there is always another layer of elitism for everything

[bert @bert_cyem]

added a lump sum 2 days ago in voo and ofc the market had to tank

[bert @bert_cyem]

@YasmeenRoumie you could literally walk to midtown instead of waiting in ues location.

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

New grads in finance ($90k TC): just bought my first Rolex

New grads in engineering ($180k TC): this month I’m going to find out if I can hit my macros while spending less than $150 on groceries

[roon @tszzl]

not a day to lose now

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

this market should make you exceptionally uneasy whether or not this is a "irrational" bubble

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

FIRE made sense until I started a 9-5 and then I’m like wait this is fine

[bert @bert_cyem]

some of the best seafood I've ever had in my life are in steakhouses of nyc

[Catalin @catalinmpit]

Company struggles: you’re laid off

Company has record revenue: you’re laid off

You can’t win at this game as an employee.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

CITADEL KEN GRIFFIN WARNS AGENTIC AI IS AUTOMATING ELITE FINANCE JOBS IN HOURS, NOT MONTHS

[Curry Hicks Sage @CurryHicksSage]

New York City is absolutely BUZZING tonight. You get like 4-6 truly buzzy nights a year and this is one of them. Immaculate vibes.

[COATUE @coatuemgmt]

The scale shift happening in real time:

The leading AI companies are adding more ARR in a week than most public SaaS companies generate in a year.

Multiple billions per week and accelerating.

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

If you're stuck in the Bay Area tech rat race / psychosis, make time to travel to other places.

Go to a small town in Europe or visit Asia - you'll see that life can be about much more than whether you're IC7 or IC8 or what company you work for.

Don't be the person to put on your tombstone: "He got divorced and neglected his kids but at least he made D2 at FAANG"

[bert @bert_cyem]

@isosteph what are the protein bars that you actually like? can send similar recs

[Air Katakana @airkatakana]

you see a guy with a 6-pack and mistakenly think he's a chad

no, that is an autistic man and his autistic special interest is being hot

one wrong turn and that 6-pack would have been a binder of magic the gathering cards

[Sergey Nazarov @sergeynazarovx]

We used to go to a special website, ask strangers for help with programming, and get humiliated in return

[bert @bert_cyem]

@tszzl I've seen design and systems engineering applied to deck design at pe innovation firms at Wall Street, truly fascinating

[Drew Parten @PartenDrewL]

where to host a dinner in nyc:
- peasant
- blackbarn
- ilili
- boucherie
- freemans
- grandmas home
- hearth
- il buco
- barlume
- macao trading co

[Jason Malefakis @wayojason]

Hot take: If you’re living in NYC, do everything you can to explore the city.

You live in the most alive cities in the world.

Go out, explore places, work from different spaces, and meet people.

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

My gut feeling is this layoff will not restrict only to oracle but it will also extend to Microsoft, amazon, meta, Salesforce, Atlassian, accenture etc companies as well.