𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧

swashbuckler, dangerous machine enthusiast

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@spqr_sulla I feel this way about every horror movie with some kind of mysterious monster. A Quiet Place was a particularly egregious example of the movie getting less interesting once you see the monster. Backrooms, too.

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@EricRichards22 can’t believe I know what you’re talking about here

[Meh @hillme89]

Getting a RAM overspray on my shitty WRX and terrorizing the Snohomish county sheriff’s department with my RCS the size of a tennis ball

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@mattbramanti She wants to finish grad school first 😔

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

Hanging out with girlfriend 24/7 for 10 days in Europe just made me want to hang out more. Seems unsustainable

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

The average number of socks for a person in possession of socks to be in possession of is two

The average number of socks for a dog in possession of socks to be in possession of is one

This is contrary to what one might expect from dogs having twice the feet

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@PrescottCBB @RSFL21 Thanks

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

New grads in finance ($90k TC): just bought my first Rolex

New grads in engineering ($180k TC): this month I’m going to find out if I can hit my macros while spending less than $150 on groceries

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@streak15eagle @RSFL21 Yeah you’re right, I misremembered same salary as same TC

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@zywiecPolska Makes sense

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

I’m glad that I learned that tasting menu dinners aren’t really worth it before I was paying for them (thanks dad)

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@mattbramanti color or material + landform

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@grassfedted @justalexoki Some of them have a pulley right on the top of the weight stack so mechanical advantage is doubled

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

Seeing Parisian taxi drivers consistently beat Waze’s suggested routes is insane

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

True (building weapons)

[christian @cxgonzalez]

whatever you were into at 16 is what you were born to do

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

Good evening Monday evening

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

I bring a sort of “raw milk camembert” vibe that the 5 star boutique hotels don’t really like

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@orthonormalist Mazal Tov

[𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @crowbarcombat]

@NintendoHitler @travis4nh You’re actually just a retard if you think Travis is lying or mistaken about this, and I would say that even if I didn’t know who he was talking about