Albert Gregorio

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2008 CBR 600rr |
2015 WRX |
2014 Civic Si 🪦

[Albert Gregorio @bert_greg29]

Hi Everyone, I will be taking my talents over to Bluesky (https://t.co/ghVfaDBvll). Feel free to follow me there, or not, it's a free world (for now). Most importantly fuck Trump, Fuck Elon, and fuck the patriarchy!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

APPALLING — 67 fake bomb threats.

Most of them targeting heavily Democratic cities — all of which had lower turnout than in 2020.

Many of the threats were traced to Russia.

And somehow this is NOT a headline news story — and there is ZERO federal investigation.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

The president-elect saying he's going to "bring prayer back to our schools" is about as blatant a violation of the 1st Amendment as you can imagine.

[Albert Gregorio @bert_greg29]

This sounds eerily familiar 😪

[Albert Gregorio @bert_greg29]

@MichaelBattista Where am I supposed to get all of our group chat photos then??

[Albert Gregorio @bert_greg29]

I'd be okay if it came any day before January 20th 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: NASA continues to monitor an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046

Now has 'a 1 in 607 chance'

[Tristan🇲🇽🇱🇧 Book Slanger @HeartlessReader]

Anyways, I recommend a Glock 43 x !
it shoots very comfortably minimal recoil and fits perfectly in your purse for concealed carry or in a holster on your hip. You can switch out the magazine for a 15 extendo. There’s no safety.💕

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[Ian Morrison 🇨🇦 @IanDMorrison]

Hard to believe 15 million Democrats evaporated. They didn’t appear in Trump’s numbers – so either 15 million Democrats chose not to vote, or something is up. I know the last thing the Democrats want to do is become the stolen-election conspiracists, but they can’t shrug it off.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

What a lovely non-banana republic of a country:

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump: MASSIVE FRAUD HAPPENING IN PENNSYLVANIA!!

*Pennsylvania called for Trump*

Trump: just kidding this election was fair

Trump voters, do you really not see a problem here? You can’t support democracy only when you win.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[Ronan @thatcrkid17]

america is stupid

[jill🩶 @burgundythorns]

genuinely this man went on NATIONAL TELEVISION and claimed ALIENS WERE EATING DOGS AND CATS and you guys STILL FUCKING VOTED FOR THAT !?!?!?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

They had 32 bomb threats in Fulton Co. alone.

From Trump's Russian friends.