Bert Hayes

[Bert Hayes @bertatsplunk]

To my legion of followers: ALL 37 OF YOU!

Today is my last day at @splunk so starting today this account will wither on the vine. If you really care about what I have to say (or retweet) you can find me at @realberthayes

[Natalie Montelongo @natimontelongo]

Here are #FamiliesBelongTogether actions to take from home:
1. Donate materials for families: https://t.co/ZUm6qDIUog
2. Call your Senator: https://t.co/5AhNt6gya3
3. Sing & share this petition: https://t.co/Qvg6Nv8rae
4. Uplift local orgs:@ACLUTx @TXCivilRights @netargv #ProBar https://t.co/ukAdzqvvSg

[Eric Capuano - Bsky: @eric.zip @eric_capuano]

If you are using LAPS in your environment to mitigate pass-the-hash (you should be!), here's a guide to ensure that your LAPS deployment is healthy.

https://t.co/RjKkJj0pqL

[Valerie Valdes @valerievaldes]

Hey, friend. Were you a smart kid who always heard about how smart you were and are now not feeling so smart? Are you, in fact, feeling fairly shitty about yourself? This thread is for you.

[Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes]

@HowellONeill People don’t appreciate how much it costs in time and money for a consultant IR team to do your basic hygiene stuff for you like asset inventory, network mapping, and owner identification on the fly during incident response.

[LLCOOLJ @llcoolj]

Happy birthday D!!!! #remixTweet !!!!!! https://t.co/ztens7vPfq

[Paul Vixie @paulvixie]

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.” (Mark Twain)

[Chuck Lindell @chucklindell]

The Austin Animal Center is out of space, particularly for dogs, and is waiving all fees to adopt or reclaim a pet this weekend.
Go get yourself a friend.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Admiral Grace Hopper, pioneer of computer languages - as she explained to Cosmopolitan magazine in 1967!

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17

[Bert Hayes @bertatsplunk]

@bestofnextdoor Anything in a box.

[Bert Hayes @bertatsplunk]

Bad news: My kids’ grade school is falling apart, both literally and figuratively.

Good news: Somebody’s got a sense of humor about it.

[Lenny Zeltser @lennyzeltser]

Arbitrary password rules: I was going to use "ff_QhU=&]+TVM*R_qsA#U,+w", but the app rejected the password, requiring that I include "at least one numeric character."

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Microbial art 🖼

Beautiful structures formed by colonies of billions of bacteria as they adapt to hostile environments. These structures illustrate the coping strategies that bacteria have learned to employ, like cooperation through communication.

Credit Eshel Ben-Jacob

[Joel Berger @joelaberger]

@hacks4pancakes Linux corollary: By 35 you should have screwed up grub so badly that your computer won't boot and have to fix it by carefully retyping what you found on google from your phone into grub's horrible prompt.

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

🚨 Read the message below & RT! 🚨 https://t.co/gtg6GYMzWq

[one pork chop @oneporkchop]

A massive #georgecarlin box set is coming to Earth in June. https://t.co/1syGxfvmvy

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

I never do this, but this is important so please RT if you agree: It's not okay for my mobile provider to sell or give my mobile device location info to a 3rd party without at least a court order/subpoena. Background: https://t.co/1Qn2PBweoS and https://t.co/8paXnOKyvV

[Bert Hayes @bertatsplunk]

@tqbf I used to deliver pizzas for a paycheck. My experience suggests a big tip; like a BIG big tip. And some empathy and a little understanding. A smile and a (big) tip and you’re guaranteed speedy repeat deliveries ad infinitum.

[Splunk Government @SplunkGov]

Ready for a lazy weekend outdoors with some #security reading? #SplunkBlogs has you covered with our picks of the best whitepapers, presenations and case studies Splunkers read in April: https://t.co/IqzwaUdaYp