Bert DiVietri

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@RichardSCalvert will you please share this? I made it. I hope you love it. https://t.co/Szjka4JTj9 Thank you for being so awesome!

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@xJayceDragonx @asiangoddesscat Link? Didn't see it on c4s.

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Question. I'm going crazy. Was there a scene in the theatrical release of Ace Ventura where a security guard puts on a rubber glove in the parking lot and Ace gives him a look? I feel like remember that but I was 9.
@TomShadyac

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@Stella_Liberty More of this please.

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Viva la Mexico! Lincolns first time out of the country and his first real vacation. He's been amazing.

#fatherandson #fatherhood #neverendinglove #friendsforever #mexico @ Vista Encantada Spa Resort & Residences https://t.co/2oha1KAgw0

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I went to @hotmothaclucker last night and got their hottest chicken available and it was hot. I handled it. I ate it all. It came out and it didn't hurt that much. What I'm trying to say is I am a god. https://t.co/buAtCp1M4c

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Just posted a photo @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/9fXx9WgUc2

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Just posted a photo @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/nGbcE5YwjQ

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My Zara Babies ad just dropped! How cool! Working with kids is tough, this shot took about an hour to get. But it turned out so good! @zara_babies_and_kids thank you for having me! @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/bxAwig2ahx

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Let's do this thing! It's FREEEEEE! WOO-HOO! Come have fun and dance with us! @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/HZ47j4B5Tf

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Just posted a photo @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/BtuTvj6lbD

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My BFF turned five today. @ Santa Monica, California https://t.co/ckQGbtXvOg

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I'm at Margaritaville doing this. #hottestbroatthepool @ Margaritaville Palm Springs https://t.co/Zj3zqKMFpJ

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Fun times at @ragingwatersla! @ Raging Waters Los Angeles https://t.co/5awlKUPl3H

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Beautiful day with my bestie!

#fatherandson #fatherhood #neverendinglove #friendsforever #fatherandson #hiking #hikingadventures #hikersofinstagram #hikemore #hikecalifornia #camelbak #hiker @ Joshua Tree, California https://t.co/SHVNsTwzFz

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My BFFs first baseball game! We had a blast! Thank you Nonni for the crackerjacks!

#fatherandson #fatherhood #neverendinglove #friendsforever #baseball #angelsbaseball #bestfriends @ Angel Stadium of Anaheim https://t.co/u7FTZpTkQr

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Fun times at the @californiasciencecenter! @ California Science Center https://t.co/fKl8hxWV0S

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We Dem Boyz! #wedemboyz #vaccinationdone #ᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴇssᴀᴠᴇʟɪᴠᴇs #vaccine #vaccinated #letsparty @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/9kaLPVDpx5

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Done. Let's party.

#vaccinationdone #ᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴇssᴀᴠᴇʟɪᴠᴇs #vaccine #vaccinated #letsparty @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/2fA0RWX1N7

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Finally a family dinner with my favorite people! #italian #dinner #family #familytrip #familytime #partytime @ Oakland, California https://t.co/3tEHHMk4Dy