BerthaBlue

My boundaries lie somewhere between the third moon of Saturn and Your Mom.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@Safeway is it ADA compliant to close the accessible doors early? The englewood Colorado store locks their accessible doors at 7 pm. That’s also the only location that has carts. Or mobile carts. Is Safeway going no-handicapped these days ???

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@Brackhaus Thank you! It has been a minute since I’ve been around anywhere :) nice to see who’s still around.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Fucking hell it's been a long time. My twitter feed for the past 3 years is like a weird, angry spambot took it over. I swear I wasn't like that in real life.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Feeling like superwoman running (essential) errands during the lockdown. Lockdown is the solution to Denver traffic for sure!

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

So I've decided during this #CoronavirusLockdown I should rejoin the ranks of the Twitter... damn, things are a little extra since I stepped out!

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@AskLyft For the past two days I can't buy gift cards. Get this message: "Sorry, we are unable to process your order at this time. Try again later." I've added 2 new credit cards and a PayPal account and still no dice on 2 computers or the web app. When/how to resolve?

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Hey #Colorado people! If you stop being self-centered for 10 minutes during a snowstorm you can push others out of the way and not be a total asshole. #MichiganNativeTips

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Over the next week I’m dumping a veterinarian, a credit card, and a bank. Not sure if my needs are changing as I age or if I just hate everything. Or if there’s just so much demand in Denver that businesses forget there is just as much competition.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Dropped and broke my laptop on world backup day. No it wasn’t backed up, fuck you. Irony is intense.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t but Twitter did! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@denverpostperks is there a way to contact the Denver Post Rewards customer service WITHOUT calling on the phone? Just got a trial membership and wanted to check it out and see if it’s worth it. I’d rather just cancel my subscription than have to make an undesired phone call.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Not at all impressed with the King Soopers MasterCard. Didn’t work AT King Soopers and spent like 20 minutes on the phone with CS for fraud alert :/

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@Safeway Thanks for following up!

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

So the @Safeway store near me closes its accessible doors after 8 pm. Because people with disabilities only shop for groceries in daytime?

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@Safeway 201 e Jefferson ave englewood co

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

@AskLyft I'm annoyed that my driver didn't come to the pickup address I had set OR reply to the messages I sent through the Lyft app. I am hard of hearing and rely on text. I got a $5 credit for "being a great customer" but actual acceptance of responsibility would have helped.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Today is a day for bad reviews! Already considering ditching @lyft for @Uber and my car dealership is about to be next if they can't figure their job out.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

And the next time someone tells me "I'm sorry" without fixing shit, I'm going to actually take a shit on their face. Then say "I'm sorry" and walk away.

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

I do my jobs. All of them. Adequately. Even great at times. But always at least adequately. Is it so bad to expect the same from others?

[BerthaBlue @berthablu27]

Lol 93.3 is playing The Killers Run for Cover twice in a row :) good job, guys. I like this one, although it reminds me of an 80s song I can’t quite put a finger on.