Bertie White

I'm a less smooth sherlock who loves numbers far too much

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

[Bertie White @bertiepwhite]

@ThePrimeagen An honour

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

I hate Andrew Tate as much as anyone but the way the Romanian authorities are going after him is a very concerning attack on freedom and will have a chilling effect on anyone trying to set up a sex trafficking ring in Romania

[derek @derpo377]

lol

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have sunk
the boats
that were in
the ocean

and which
you were probably
hoping
to sail around Europe

forgive me
I am an Orca
and I hate boats
so much

[club hathaway @NtiAning]

larry, i’m on ducktales

[three coffees and a nap guy @AynRandy]

you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude

[caroline baniewicz @carolinebano]

Got to start prioritizing your time if you want to be a millionaire by the end of 2023 @meg_bano

[Bertie White @bertiepwhite]

@ThePrimeagen It's not code but

[Bertie White @bertiepwhite]

@ThePrimeagen here's one that'll make you laugh. Me attempting to learn nvim

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

lmfaooooo

[Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme]

To all that were attracted to the Libertarian Party
by my 2020 candidacy: I am sorry.
It has become a terrible dumpsterfire of a shitshow .
I regret my involvement in such a non functional embarrassment full of paleo dipshits, pedo apologists, and culture war fuckwads.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

can’t stop laughing at this guy announcing the Grammy win for Assassin's Creed Valhalla

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

is this guy ok

[Bertie White @bertiepwhite]

@parcelforce Hello, I have a parcel that I scheduled for attempted collection for Monday (Jan 30th) and collection hasn't been attempted yet and no information about what's going on. Can I get an update?