Alberto Fabian

🏃🏻‍♂️: Marathoner (x6) |
🎓: MBA @ NYU Stern |
📍: CHI |
🕺🏻: When in doubt, dance it out |
🧠: Opinions are my own

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

@JasonCy Happy birthday!! 🎉🥳🎂

[Emily Zugay @EmilyZugay]

The new Twitter logo for @elonmusk

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

@emilyharbaugh Wow, I really love what you did there. #lovethisforyou #keepingitreal 😂💅🏽🍅⚾

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

What feels illegal but isn't?: Spending 1.5 hours on the phone with @ATT and having them be zero help for a problem they caused.

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

@emilyharbaugh

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

@TonyMantia I've definitely gained weight since leaving NYC, so this checks out. 😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

I am deceased. 💀💀💀

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

I finally understand business school.

[Tony Mantia @TonyMantia]

A gathering of 4 or more white people is called a Patagonia

[Tony Mantia @TonyMantia]

The fly left. And so goes his only black supporter. #Debates2020

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

I mean, trash is known to attract flies. #VPDebate

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

That "...but I would like equal time" gave me life. #VPDebate

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

Anytime our queen responds. #VPDebate

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Did the President of the United States just instruct a white supremacist group to “stand by”?

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

Me to my diabetic friends after finding out insulin is cheaper than water. #Debatenight

[Beautiful Illinois @IllinoisViews]

Naperville, Illinois never fails to take my breath away. ❤️

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

Anyone know if the Vengabus ever came?

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I mean. They couldn’t stop themselves from blatantly escalating things. Even for a few days, even cynically, even for the optics.

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

@emilyharbaugh I want this for you, too. I'll pray on it.

[Alberto Fabian @bertofabian]

If my hair gets any bigger, I'm going to need a chamber to put all these secrets in. #quarantine