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Sterling Cooper, Partner

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Joan Holloway is taking this women's liberation thing a bit too far.

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@_DonDraper called and told me "Heidi" was on tonight. Great movie!

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I'm sorry @PeggyOlson has moved on. She made the best coffee.

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Choosing a new Rothko for the office. http://t.co/FcS1qDdtzU I think @Ken_Cosgrove will appreciate it.

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I don't mind if our biggest accounts are negotiated behind closed doors--just so long as they take their shoes off.

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I'm so angry I can't even get my shoes on straight!

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I'd say the Christmas party was a smashing success this year. At least no one lost a foot!

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My bifocals seem to be malfunctioning lately...which could be the perfect excuse to hire that new, young secretary I've been thinking about.

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I don't think anyone would notice if I disappeared for a few hours to shop for a new objet d'art...do you?

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Everyone in the office is buzzing around today like a little worker bee. I love it when things run without me.

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I don't like my Rothko hanging next to @_PeteCampbell's shotgun. It's tawdry.

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@_DonDraper and @Roger_Sterling go thru several bottles of liquor each day. I don't need to drink at all-I'm intoxicated from the fumes.

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@TikiDarling That thing is hideous. Where did it come from?

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@bellie7 That's right, people are lazy. Whatever happened to the good old days, when people actually worked for a living??

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I miss having my own office. What is so challenging about taking off your shoes, people!??

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Sneaking out of the office early to take advantage of Gimbels argyle sale.

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Ohhh, Glorious Prune Juice!

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We wrapped up the @_DonDraper contract just in time. Now he's considered one of the most influential men in the country http://bit.ly/3AWhY

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@LifeExpedition I'll look into getting those argyle slippers. I'm growing tired of finding @TheAntFarm stuck to my precious argyle socks.

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@TheAntFarm seems to be taking over the office. If only I could teach them to write copy.