BertyKidd

Against the grain

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

Where do I find the over 30's section for tonight's @HawthornFC match? Maybe @bradsewell12 will know...#old #lineinthesand #AFLBombersHawks

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Birthday curse strikes again. 30 years running

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Turning 30 means wearing a Dead Kennedys tshirt to work.

[Cook Suck @CookSuck]

kids that don't grow up with lego become fucking idiots

[The Melbourne Club @Melbourne_Club]

There has been an unsubstantiated report of theft. The servant’s quarters have been torched as a precaution

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

In Tania we trust. #afl #aflgoons

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Bacardi and coke. #sickdjnames

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Wrap and coke combo #sickdjnames

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

Drum n coke #sickdjnames

[Happiest Hour @Happiest_Hour]

Heading to @ceresbrunswick today for the Harvest Festival. I was a bit unsure until I read the flyer (highlighted)

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Bourbon and Coke. #sickdjnames

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Where's Mulder and Scully when ya need em? #MH370

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Take @TomCrawford23 to punters palace, puts in two bux, walks out with a pineapple.

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Tommorow I'm going to dig a ditch, just to see if it's THAT bad.

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If you march but don't post it on Facebook does a cat fall in the woods?

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Smithys with timosh

[big angry baby girl @mrs_zac_hanson]

Hahahahahaha I just saw Basil Zempilas IRL what a gronk.

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

I just listened to an hour and 15 minutes of a bloke playing piano. And liked it.

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

I'm an old cunt. But I still regularly smash beers with @lukasm and that makes me happy.

[BertyKidd @bertykidd]

Off to a 30th wearing my best shoes. A pair of Vans with holes in em. #idontwannagrowup