Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.
All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.
While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.
If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.
One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.
Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.
We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!
Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian
Found out Democrat leadership has instructed their members NOT to sign onto our bill that would cap student loan interest at 2%… because it would make “Republicans” look good ahead of the midterms. So much for caring about people and education.
“Trump raped kids on epstein island”
No, that was Bill Clinton
“Paxton helped a pedophile”
No, that was Tim Walz
“Trump insider traded”
No, that was Nancy Pelosi
“Don Jr did coke and paid hookers!”
No, that was Hunter Biden
“Trump pardoned his family because he is corrupt!”
No, that was Joe Biden
“Elon Musk bought the election”
No, that was George Soros
“Donald Trump ruined the economy”
No, that was Joe Biden
“Donald Trump destroyed healthcare”
No, that was Obama
“Republicans did this”
No, that was Democrats
"I am a Sharia law survivor from Iran"
Christian refugee in McKinney, TX begs City Council not to let a 5 acre Islamic center in
His warning is worth a listen:
Every single Muslim holding public office in America is a trojan horse, and a threat to both national security and our republic.
We refuse to be silent.
The centuries of hard work that it takes to build the unique character and vibrant culture of a nation can all be destroyed overnight by giving the left power.
The American flag existed long before Donald Trump, and it’ll still be here long after him.
If your patriotism rises and falls based on who’s in the White House, maybe your allegiance is to politics—not the country.
The flag represents the nation and its people, not whichever administration happens to be in power.
God bless America. 🇺🇸
🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...
...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel
The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.
He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.
"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."
THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
There’s a REVIVAL sweeping across America
Our young people are embracing family, finding God, and standing up for our country
Here’s my advice: find love, get married, and have lots of kids!
That’s the ultimate blueprint for a fulfilling life and a strong nation 🇺🇸
A 37-weeks pregnant woman from Nigeria was reportedly trying to fly from the UK to the United States when a UK border officer named Sarah intervened. The goal was reportedly so the baby could be born on US soil and automatically receive American citizenship under the 14th Amendment (unlike in the UK, where birth alone doesn't grant citizenship unless a parent is British or settled).
Customs officers can deny entry to pregnant foreign nationals if they suspect the trip is solely for birth tourism or if there are concerns about medical costs.
Lo más impresionante del Mundial en Estados Unidos es que no tuvieron que hacer prácticamente nada para recibirlo.
Catar levantó estadios desde cero, construyó un metro completo, rediseñó carreteras, hoteles y barrios enteros, inclusive cuando terminó el evento dijeron que iban a regalar un estadio porque les sobraba.
Sudáfrica tuvo que erigir estadios nuevos, estacionamientos y obras masivas, fue una inversión multi millonaria que abarcó parte de su PBI.
Brasil quemó miles de millones en infraestructura y terminó con un presidente preso por corrupción (Lula), al final todavía estaban las obras cuando comenzó el evento.
Rusia remodeló medio país para estar a la altura, y aún así se veían las deficiencias de infraestructura como de transporte y otros.
¿Y Estados Unidos?
Cambió el césped en algunos estadios. Punto. Nada más. Nada de megaproyectos, nada de obras faraónicas, nada de “reinventar” ciudades.
Y esto pasa porque cuando ya tienes infraestructura de primer mundo, el Mundial no es un problema sino que es un trámite.
“If we no longer talk about Donald Trump and all that he did and all the many Republicans in DC and were consistent, then let’s go with Platener. But we can no longer with intellectual integrity continue to attack character when it suits our partisan whims.”
Rare whiff of common sense on The View.
Platener is accused of Nazism, abusing women, homophobia, racism—all the things they accuse President Trump of. For the party of “me too” and “believe all women” to toss that aside for political gain further exposes them for the hypocrites they are.
“Vote blue NO MATTER WHO” has always been shockingly and shamefully true.
Bill Maher SLAPS AROUND the artist that PULLED out of the Freedom 250 Concert: “They all pulled out. This is a question of what looks best for the Democrats because I don’t think that looks good. It looks like you are just what people say about you: you don’t really love America. It looks like you think that Trump is more important than the country itself.”
“Now it’s just a big MAGA rally… because they all pulled out.”
“Wouldn’t it have been better to play this gig?… Just celebrating America. Can’t we all just celebrate America itself and leave Trump out of it?”