deso

tech | finance | equities researcher and trader

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[cousin @cousincrypt0]

Selling my house, asked the buyer for proof of funds he sent me this

[deso @besodeso]

@xRoskary @TomPhantasy steve

[deso @besodeso]

@CodyAlcorn nice job

[Cobie @cobie]

I have made so much money today that I didn't even do cocaine. Cocaine is now too cheap to use.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

Is Big Tech trying to fuck up the IPO window for OpenAI, Anthropic & SpaceX?? 🤔🤔

[deso @besodeso]

bears won and lost today

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Mint billions of coins out of thin air. It’s a privacy coin so they’ll never know”

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[GoodAssSub @GoodAssSub]

Rubio quoting Stronger 😭😭😭

[deso @besodeso]

$LUNA vibes

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨 SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE BROKEN INSIDE MICHAEL SAYLOR’S BITCOIN MACHINE.

$STRC was designed to stay near $100 forever. Strategy launched it in July 2025, raised $2.5 BILLION from investors, and used that money to buy more Bitcoin.

In return, investors got an 11.5% yearly yield paid monthly in cash.

The entire structure depended on one thing: keep the price near $100.

If STRC dropped below $100, Strategy could raise the dividend to attract buyers back. That is why STRC stayed stable for months.

Now the system is cracking and STRC just dropped to $94.84.

But Why?
Three things hit at the same time

• Bitcoin dumped toward $67K
• Strategy sold Bitcoin for the first time in 4 years
• Investors are now questioning how sustainable the dividends really are

The company sold 32 BTC worth $2.5 MILLION specifically to help fund STRC dividend payments.

That may sound small. But it completely breaks the never sell Bitcoin narrative Saylor built for years.

Markets are now pricing in the possibility that Strategy may eventually need to sell more BTC to support nearly $1.7 BILLION in yearly preferred dividend obligations.

At the same time, Strategy refused to raise the STRC dividend above 11.5% for the fourth straight month even as competitors started offering higher yields.

Strive is now offering 13% on a competing product. The entire trade now depends on one thing:

Bitcoin going higher.

Because if BTC keeps falling, pressure on the entire Strategy structure starts rising very fast.

[AverageDipBuyer @AverageDipBuyer]

Fuck the guy who came up with this quote

[CL @CL207]

parabolic7 is crazy 💀💀💀

[OddStats @OddStats]

Remember in college, when you just learned about the 1637 Dutch Tulip Bubble?

You sat in your dorm room and said to your roommates, "man, I wish I could live through just ONE of those. Do you know how many brazillions of dollars I'd make?"

And then you spent the rest of that 6 pack fantasizing about how you'd spend it all.

I'm not shorting it, because I have no fucking clue when the music stops, but you've waited your whole adult life for this.

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Interdimensional Cable

[david 🔛⛓️ @davidonchainx]

> Pokemon gacha company buys a card for $1000
> Loads it to their gacha machine
> Someone pulls that card and sells it back for $850
> After 6 more times the gacha company made $1,050 for a card that cost them $1,000 and they still own it

The greatest casino business model ever

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama reportedly took his teammates to see the movie "Obsession" to help them "wind down" after their Game 7 win, per @mikecwright

[deso @besodeso]

@LostMemeArchive the most likely explanation is hardware glitch.

the runner experimented with cartridge tilting previously and this couldve been a result from wear and tear.

some runners were able to reproduce this (and even crazier results) by messing with their hardware

[deso @besodeso]

@thecomfeed @f og community still cringe af