Beyond Parody 🎨

#BringDownTheGovernment and replace it with paint throwing led decision making on everything. We need to #ThrowPaint to go #BeyondParody for people and paint.

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Someone seems to have published the latest @BespokePanic action plan on the internet: https://t.co/YrWgQ0RBaS

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@CountBinface Are you sure you don't want to join the new political phenomenon that is @BespokePanic ? They are a party on the up, and your skills and experience would be valuable for their mission to paint stuff, bring down the government and replace them with citizen's assemblies of painters

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Today our campaign took a significant step forward, we are now surely close to toppling the government.

If anyone can get us some pink paint it would be much appreciated.

We have attempted to organise a citizens assembly in here, the guard said "we'll see".

#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

The ice is melting and the seas will be rising.

If you've had enough of floods you should help us bring down the sea level by using more pink paint.

Help us use more pink paint by splashing it round everywhere.

#BeyondParody
https://t.co/X3qt1NFwQV

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@OpenlyClassist I'm just hoping my cell mates think *I'm* cute.

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@willgoodbin Are you sure you are tweeting the right account? I know there are some parody accounts of us, but we are a serious political party looking to overthrow the government and implement citizen's assemblies maybe you are thinking of @BespokePanic - that's the so called comedy account.

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

We fully support the proposal for everyone trip their nuts off to stop catastrophic climate change.

Citizens assemblies on mushrooms.

Sounds ideal.

#BeyondPolitics
#BeyondParody

https://t.co/OyjwdZKgLZ

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Do you have a boneheaded devotion to the Eton-Oxbridge political class?

Post in our timeline and we will shout the same comment at you.

This will bring down the government.

#CitizensAssemblies
#WakeUpSheeple
#BeyondPolitics
#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@AnnNarkeh Oooh yeah. Getting arrested is great, yeah. You can do like, yoga in the cell and it’s very cool. #CitizensArsemmblies

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@BespokePanic @keduzi @ExtinctReal @AnnNarkeh @RogerHallamCS21 @TheGreenParty @CarolineLucas @jack @kepIan_ @HapiVibe I think @BespokePanic need to go on a Custoner service Course: https://t.co/xcDgUTUvBO

Not being very smiley and attentive today.

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

We are the new King Mob.

The Peacocks are not safe.

Join us and bring down the government, one unrelated office trashing at a time.

#BeyondPolitics
#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Have you been wondering what the next shocking action from @BespokePanic will be?

We've turned it into a fun game of bingo.

Now you can see which strange and incomprehensible action they take, and tick it off as you go.

#BeyondPolitics
#BeyondBingo
#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Thirty years of denial, cowardice, and corruption, as well as rampant greed, have got us here - and that's just the Beyond Politics Committee members.

Join Us.

You will be disappointed.

#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

The empty rhetoric of other political parties is killing the planet.

Join us, our empty rhetoric doesn't really even do that.

Paint.

#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

@Bobcobbler @BespokePanic Yes Tarquin, I have an office that needs re-painting. I've heard you do that for free.

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

Some people have said we made the wrong choices of target, that we should target people who pollute, and who deny climate science.

To them we say "your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries".

We know our plan is perfect, and will work.

#BeyondParody

[Beyond Parody 🎨 @BespokeParody]

We are the only political party* who has a plan to deal with the climate crisis

Our actions will bring down the government

Then we will be the disappointment**

#BeyondParody
#StainCarpetsSaveLives

*Application pending
**This assumes we are not a disappointment already.