deadbestdadpolo

he/him | used to be father of the best two kids🥰 | brevity is the soul of wit | RIP

[BART @SFBART]

Another reason why the Bay Area is the best: two of these 19 theaters are BARTable 😎

(AMC Metreon by Powell Station and Regal Hacienda Crossings by Dublin/Pleasanton Station)

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Noah Webster to words (1828)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Happy Easter!

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@mrstealurmommy but what ab Ur brother… 😬

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111

[greg @greg16676935420]

LETS GOOOO DOGE

@elonmusk really just made a doge out of drones

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 ….

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 ….

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 Duh 😇😇

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@sadboihamlet22

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 me either I bet they’re shaking and crying rn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh hi lol

[ghostpapapolonius @papapoloniuss]

@ohophelia1600 this you?

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@selfishqueen44

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 Yes please 🤩🤩🤩

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@polony_slayer aren’t we like all dead??

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@uncle_daddy111 you were they best 😇

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@sultryophelia @hamletswifey4L He’s so madly into you it’s driving him crazy 😵‍💫

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

@oopheliyuhh @hamletswifey4L No

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

people always be saying I talk a lot… tbh I don’t get it I would never do that I really hate when people talk to much like seriously just get to the point no one wants to hear you ramble yk like cmon just spit it out

[deadbestdadpolo @bestdadpolo]

Who rlly should’ve won that sword fight tho