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im only five feet tall but guess what, i can ALSO cry | Bri/BPH: 25, nonbinary lesbian, they/them | I make art and write words, sometimes! | pfp by @lilylilbee!

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I'm opening COMMISSIONS!!! This is my first real foray into offering them, so I'll only be doing what's pictured and having a queue of 3 people.
Please DM or email me at [email protected] if you're interested! Paypal only for now, as well.

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@Natalaponomare7 actually cared about him, after yeeears of "kill your tv", makes me think it's not gonna take much for him to be convinced. Even just Tenna admitting that having him sign the contract was the wrong move and that he WOULD have helped Spamton would be enough, I think.

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@Natalaponomare7 -past misdeeds, so I think folks that look for that might be frustrated when that doesn't happen. If anything, if a Spamtenna reconciliation does happen (I hope!!), it's gonna be a little silly. The fact that Spamton was ready to fold when just presented with the idea that Tenna-

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@Bflyscribbles this is too precioussss 😭💙 her yipick she got from home depot!!

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re: the Battat keychain stuff, what the hell did they give him a fuckass neck for?? I feel like most of the wonkiness could have been solved by just Not Giving Him A Pencil Neck

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Their kids don't want to inherit their farms, and a lot of them are in their 60s, 70s, sometimes 80s. They can't do all that backbreaking labor anymore, especially for such little profit. Their kids don't want that career for themselves either, and I can't blame any of them.

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The farmers market I live nearby has avoided this for a long time, but this year it started to slip. I asked the guy who organizes it what's going on, and the sad truth is this: all the small-time farmers are either retiring or dead, and no one wants to follow in their footsteps.

[Saturn’s Favorite Pisces @pastelkreeper]

u cannot call urself a farmers market and most of the ppl are selling trinkets. why is there only two food stands……where are the farmers.

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

making graphic memory boards from our trip to rural alabama. this one goes out to the elderly man at a gas station somewhere near russellville who gave my wife an unsolicited lesson on snacks

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@DarthMolgy @okbilly91 "I'm turnin' fast, I'm about to start talkin' about taters" is so good

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@FalseUrchin My local kettlecorn place has a cherry cordial flavor I think would suit him!!

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@pissvegetables ...Dr Habit?

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@HotCheetoASMR Mike Ra Fone.

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@trinketfox Eat 5k grains of rice

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@h0ney_graham I got some that I sell at the ramp! I can mail em if you'd like

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@HotCheetoASMR MONSE???

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getting more and more pissed off about the clueless board of directors at my work which are all a bunch of paranoid conservatives who don't know dick from balls

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@pennylimes ough I should do this