🪷bestlex🪷

Dog mom, feminist, nap taker she/her. not interested in republicans or third party voters. #Harris/Walz2024 #brooklyn99 fan account

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

We did it!

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Going through old books to sell. So far I’ve found a wedding invitation from the early 2000s, several receipts, and a handwritten list of friends and family’s phone numbers

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

The annual “Fireworks or gunshots?” season officially kicked off tonight with the first calls coming in. July 4 is next Saturday.

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Ok so it turns out I can recognize Sterling K Brown by his body and not just his face

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Fucking dying

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In my (Peruvian) family, aunts were called titi instead of tia. So one day I asked if titi is for tia, is Toto for tio?

Apparently that’s slang for vagina

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TIL someone placed a $500k bet against the US in last night’s game. I hope that person is ok

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

I’m at traffic court in podunk Pennsylvania and there’s one dude in a three piece suit and one lady who I swear said her name is Crystal Meth

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I’ve never had Covid but I might actively seek out this hantavirus in hopes it ends it all

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

Movies I’ve seen because of my dad and the ages I was when I saw them:
Gleaming the cube: 6
Pet Sematary: 6
Terminator: 8 (was 2 when it was released)
Strange Days: 13
Young guns 1&2 7&8

Probably more. So many inappropriate movies for kids

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

When you’ve now started to annoy me by again, not having a clue about what’s going on.

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

I’ve worked in varying types of customer service for 20+ yrs and nothing grinds my gears more than a CSR passing the buck of responsibility when I wasn’t even mad in the first place. Like just apologize that the ball was dropped and move on. Also, don’t make a shitty joke

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

@Needle_of_Arya Do you have space to freeze them? They keep well and you can add them to stuff through the year

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

Bernie is only happy Mamdani won because he’s not in direct competition with him. If the people chose Mamdani over Bernie in a presidential primary, you’d see that scowl again

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

Sometimes it’s fun telling my mother what the chronically online are talking about

Also, she surprised me by knowing who Paul Dano is because she liked him in War & Peace

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Oh no my mom’s gonna be insufferable because someone we know got moved up in the Mormon leadership hierarchy

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I’m so mad I’m mad at my bestie cuz this shit is gold

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

My sleep has been so weird, I thought the emails were a weird dream

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

I did it

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

Everyone yell at me to go vote!!

I just need motivation to leave me house

[🪷bestlex🪷 @bestlexever]

Everyone yell at me to go vote!!

I just need motivation to leave me house

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

.@CherylHines is a disgrace https://t.co/7HlwU6Si6S