Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct)

I'm just a prisoner of @NotSirEltonJohn 's love. We're convicted by crimes of passion. #RP/Fan/Parody account (I am NOT the real Pat Benatar..)

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

I feel this needs to be said…
✨I am NOT (I repeat…NOT) the real Pat Benatar...
✨This is a ROLEPLAY/FAN account. What that means is I also adore Pat… and I’m on this account to have fun.
✨My tweets are in no way endorsed by Pat.
✨I AM NOT PAT BENATAR.

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn “How did you get it /down/ there without making a trench..?”

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

You don’t have to ask me twice! It’s a beautiful day for the beach!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar Pat! Come out and enjoy the beach with me!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn She thought about this for a moment before offering her idea.

“Why don’t we move it up here, just past the tide line? Then it should be safe all day!”

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@patosanchez47 no me importa lo que pienses… esta es mi cuenta y escribo como quiero…nos acosabas con todos tus mensajes.. pena das 🙄

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

¿Que mierda estás hablando? Él no es Elton John en realidad. Somos CUENTAS DE PARODIA. Lamento que estés enfermo, pero déjanos en paz por favor.. Gracias.

[patricia sanchez @patosanchez47]

@NotSirEltonJohn @BestShotBenatar And answear me....!!! I AM Sick and he Sir Elton know that.. I LOVE MY reality!!!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@MarkElijio ||: Was copying my tweet supposed to be funny, or..?

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

||: Is this what I’ve spent years learning Spanish for..? To argue with crazy people on the internet?

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@patosanchez47 @NotSirEltonJohn ||: Hola!

¿Por que nos enviando esas mensajes? Por favor comprende que no somos lo real Pat Benatar y Elton John. Somos cuentas de parodia. Escribimos cuentos de ficticias a juntos para divertido.

Muchas gracias y ten un maravillosa tarde! 😁

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn Fair enough. So... when’s the big event?

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

*her eyes lit up at this information*

A /snow/ machine?! Ooh.. We could turn the garden into a ski slope..!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Actually, we can. I went to https://t.co/JF3Uen7j8X and bought a snow machine!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn *She couldn’t help but to bite her lip and blush a bit at that imagery.*

I mean.. you could do that anyway as long as I get to watch.

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn Oh please, darling... Rod Stewart has /nothing/ on you ~

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn I know /how/ to walk in heels, Elton.. I just meant they /look/ better on you!

But come to think of it.. I don’t think I did. Do you have it on tape??

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn I thought you looked taller..!

Although I’ve got to admit I’m a bit jealous.. you wear them better than /I/ do..!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn Ooh! I LOVE the way you think, darling ~

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

❄️ We can watch the snow fall forever and ever ~ ❄️

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

🎶Step into Christmas with me!!🎶

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

Honey, I’m /always/ in the Benatar-John Christmas spirit!! Let’s get decorating!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

I most certainly did not. Only this tree, and I did it for kicks. I’ve got to get you in that Benatar-John Christmas spirit.

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

You already decorated without me..??

*she looked a bit disappointed by this fact.*

Is there still a tree to decorate at least?

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Oh baby, you know I already have. As a matter of fact, I bought 15 Christmas trees!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

Time to decorate for Christmas?!?!?

Oh, can we get a tree so big it barely fits through the door?!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

It’s officially December.

You know what that means, @BestShotBenatar!!!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

@NotSirEltonJohn @nicemansolo @DarkLordVader81 ||: What happened to all of them?!