ANTI-SELF-HELP CLINIC - REALISTIC EXPECTATION 💕
patient keeps having these weird little fantasies about “getting his life together” and finding a girlfriend...
GRRRR... WRONG!!!
CLINIC PRESCRIPTION:
important work → put it down
ambition → videogames + weed
career → pays enough to survive, never enough to leave
loneliness → just haven't met the right girl yet!!!
social skills → mommy said ur handsome
rejection → women don't appreciate guys like u anymore
free time → porn
disposable income → findom
future → worry about it later <3
and a girlfriend??? 🥺
of course u deserve one!!! u'd worship her... work extra shifts... put up with anything... just for the chance somebody picks u!!!
buuuut low-follower e-girls run the matrix now!!! 🥰
why bother with real women when ur phone has an endless supply of attention that doesn't require u to change anything???
CLINICAL STATUS: still waiting for life to start
TREATMENT: throne links + clinicslop until further notice :3