Beth

Happiness is a good laugh, a long sleep and a cup of tea.

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@ArgosHelpers was looking for a feedback option but can’t find one. Your delivery booking system failed this week and I received my parcel a day earlier than it was booked. The large electrical item was left outside my front door uncovered on a day when snow was forecast.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ideas for getting more exercise:

- Move the biscuits farther away
- Buy a heavier kettle

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Questions of 2020:

“Is this enough loo roll?”
“What’s that graph meant to say?”
“Got your mask?”
“Oh god, what now?!”
“What does 2 metres look like?”
“Are you free for a Zoom call?”
“Fancy another walk?”
“So... what are we allowed to do?”
“Did you understand any of that?”
“Tea?”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@GoodSamApp Was wary about putting so much information into a form online and then seeing a grammar error. Is this definitely you guys?

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@bookingcom have been trying to contact you all week, and have been DMing all day. Phone number is met with a busy tone. I understand you’re busy but my booking is today.

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@bookingcom I have done this and you’re not responding. My booking is for today and I haven’t been able to get a response all week

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@bookingcom Please reply to my DM my booking is for today

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@bookingcom my booking is for today. I’ve been unable to get through on your Uk number and no response to any other communication.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

September last week:
"Look how warm and sunny I am. Take off your coat, put away your umbrella, you won't need them this year."

September this week: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@Charlotteamy160 Wow

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

... But she also did the washing up after dinner cause she’s lush, so not complaining

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

Can tell my mums been to visit... all the blinds in my house are wide open

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

“Oh your dad says to tell you he’s ordered his fathers’ day present by the way”
Oh great! So what exactly is it that I’m getting him then? 😂 first I’ve heard of if. No notice whatsoever 😂

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

She’s still awake... 😞😴

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

London is one of the most creative, diverse and international cities in the world. Whoever you are and wherever you’re from, if you make this city your home, then you are a Londoner. #LondonIsOpen

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

Brilliant news for @NewcastleHosps
One of only 5 Trusts in the country to be rated outstanding for a second time! And great to hear directly from @JackieDanielNHS #ProudAsPunch #OutstandingNewcastle

[Newcastle Hospitals @NewcastleHosps]

Lovely message from our Chief Executive @JackieDanielNHS following our second Outstanding rating in a row from the @CareQualityComm #proud #OutstandingNewcastle

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

@kouroshp Ask for the WiFi EVERYWHERE (not that I do this- I barely use half my limit a month)

[Beth @Beth_Clark91]

Realising you've brushed your teeth twise in the last hour... I think that means it's time for bed 😴