Beth Garrard

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Can't pick up my prescription because we're isolating (Dan has covid). Can't get it delivered because they only accept cash and I only have card. Don't have a family member who can collect on my behalf. Soooo no meds for 8 days. 🤷‍♀️ Yay withdrawal (!)

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

P.s.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Went to get a drive-through covid test and the bloke who directed me managed to make a 'dumb blonde' joke AND a separate 'women can't drive' joke in the short 2 minute interaction we had. Gobsmacked.
What decade is this again?

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Still true 🤷‍♀️

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Everyone else: "If I have to be quarantined with my fella it won't be the coronavirus that kills him 😂😂"

Me:

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Yes you can meet up with another household for a walk. But it doesn't count if you pick them up in your car and drive together to the park 🙄🤦‍♀️ #covidmuppets

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@BrewDog I know the number 13 is supposed to be unlucky, but leaving a blank space on the 13th day of your advent calendar seems harsh 😆

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@gooutandexplore @5tevieM Everyone else has been great. Used the doorbell so I've been able to speak to them from work and ask them to put the parcel round the back. Hermes are a law unto themselves.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@nextofficial Two of these were your parcels so you may want to have a word..

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Are @Hermesparcels insane? Three times this month now, they've knocked instead of using our @ring doorbell, then left the parcel on the front step. For clarity, I have no front garden, no driveway, my front door opens straight onto the pavement on a pretty busy road. 🤦‍♀️

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Ok @StarbucksUK hear me out: Matcha latte. Sprinkle of cinnamon. 💁‍♀️ Christmas Tree Latte. You're welcome.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@wbpictures you know what you have to do. hmu when you're recasting Mera. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[The Female Lead @the_female_lead]

Today marks what would have been the 106th birthday of actress Hedy Lamarr. She wasn't just a Hollywood actress but also the mathematician who co-invented a device that helped make possible the development of GPS, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi technolog used today!

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@JulieAMcDowall I just donated because I was curious to know what Beth and Daniel taste like. I wondered whether my partner and I would make a good flavour combo.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Help people dispose of bodies #registrar

[Jeremy Padawer @JeremyCom]

Poorly explain what you do for a living.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

Am I just being really old fashioned/uneducated, or does anyone else think it's not cool for a guy to regularly 'like' lewd photos when he's in a relationship? (p.s. no this isn't about Daniel)

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@innocent #pineappleupsidedowngate

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

#pineappleupsidedowngate 🍍
#GBBO

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

#classic #500daysofsummer

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@aayushi__ I always feel bad about the time @jimmycarr did this on his way to a gig in Huddersfield. Poor guy got MOBBED.

[Beth Garrard @beth_garrard]

@emmafret Little tokyo (but Issho is FAB)