Beth Taylor

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[taylor @famouslytaylor]

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you

[jay @fatherjstn]

Since i am bored and 2018 was full of negative news stories, I have found some positive stories u probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Trey @treydayway]

Store opens at 8 am

Old people at 7:52 am

[elliot @elliotjtp]

there is no way you have met everyone in london in one day

[Beth Taylor @beth_lt]

@paytonbhogan Well I will now, thank you (not) x

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

better to be the one who smiled than the one who didn’t smile back

[Beth Taylor @beth_lt]

@vkoufidakis Could not recommend her more! Never letting anyone else touch my brows again! ☺️

[💛 MAL 💛 @Malloryy_lewis]

I love hearing “I want you to come” rather than, “you can come if you want”

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

maybe shes born with it maybe its a defense mechanism

[yianna @yian_zervas]

hope everyone has a good day besides those who don’t hang up their phone call when they go through the checkout xx

[Alexis Mai @alexismai_]

Sorry but why do universities hire people with the thickest accents to do lectures bc I cannot understand

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

lmAOOOO SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOURE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES AND REPLIES TO YOU WHILE NO ONE ELSE IS EVEN PAYING ATTENTION SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE

[mel @melbennett__]

k i luvvv running errands w people like u want me to come along to buy ur mum’s bday present? i’m pinteresting ideas as we SPEAK

[Zahra Zaraa Danejo @tinkizee2]

Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys

[SZA @sza]

Lmao I be sayin gn and my body be like nah

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i don’t get why girls aren’t supposed to make the first move considering boys are so stupid you’ll be waiting 7.5 months for the guy you like to even figure out you like him