Beth

🧵🍂☕🪴📖 she/her

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

I wish I lived in a place that had street corn that I could go buy, out on the street.

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

“Why aren’t millennials having kids?!” and also “why are you having kids if you don’t make enough money?!” as if the two aren’t related in some way.

[Netflix @netflix]

My Instagram followers seeing my Twitter personality on Threads: https://t.co/r9tSTAdGk6

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

@IronSheikspeare @nytimes I was thinking the same thing.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

"The Black Witch" becomes more and more relevant every day. Marcus Vogel & the Mages Council, making laws about which people have rights and which people don't...

It's like reading a fantasy version of the United States. Oh, and Aunt Vivian is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. 🤢

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

This show stole my heart. I love rewatching my favorite shows, but @paramountplus cancelled and then removed it for a tax write-off. I just need @netflix @PrimeVideo @hulu or some other streaming service to pick it up and continue the story. 🥺 @saveourpinks #RiseOfThePinkLadies

[ava 🐮 @avasalvarez]

rise of the pink ladies is a collection of some of the most beautiful platonic love stories i've ever seen portrayed in media and i simply cannot believe anyone would just let it disappear into nothingness like this #SaveROTPL #SaveRiseOfThePinkLadies

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

"Education isn't something you can finish."

-- Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Someone needs to hear this: it’s ok to outgrow people. It’s ok to change your mind. It’s ok to have new values. It’s ok to want different things from life.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

Them: "Pride is a sin!"
Also them: "Proud to be an American!!"

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

@paramountplus canceling #RiseOfThePinkLadies is a massive disappointment. I was so excited about that show.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

This year the kids and I have held 7 baby opossums, pet one baby skunk, pet one baby coyote, and as of yesterday, we howled with a full blooded & full grown wolf. ♥️

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

People my age are posting boomer memes about kids these days.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

I remember when Amazon delivered within 2 days and if they didn't, you could get a refund. It was nice, for me, but I bet it wasn't nice for Amazon's overworked employees.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

I'm gonna gain a lot of weight back if I keep making all this tasty bread. It's cheaper than buying store-bought, and so much more delicious. But I just keep eating and eating...

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

This morning I ate some of my homemade redbud jelly and some lemon honey goat cheese on a slice of my homemade bread. Now I need some chickens, a butter churn, and some milk goats of my own.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

Ohhh this thread 😅

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

I bought a working bread machine for $8 at a local thrift store, yesterday, and have made 2 loaves already. They were so so yummy. I'm basically Ma Engels now, okay?

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

One time I watched a lady smack her INFANT for reaching for something on the table in front of her. Like 6 months old. Insane & cruel.

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

Learning that children have different developmental abilities and needs depending on their age was revolutionary for me in regards to spanking. Kids aren’t vipers in diapers, they’re tiny humans who need you to actually care for them, not hit them.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

@mand0na Trying to draw attention away from themselves, getting their followers riled up so they won't see what's going on around them. Plus it gives them a feeling of being heroes, fighting against something, even if that something doesn't really exist.

[Beth @bethaneyyy_k]

Watching Shiny Happy People reminds me... Where was the outrage from the "Save the Children" people when Josh Duggar was caught with child p*rn? An INFANT??! He had images of INFANT R*PE on his computer!! I knew it was bad, but not that bad!