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and I’m not cool and I’m not smart and I can’t even parallel park

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Reba: You know I mighta been born just plain, white trash

Me: BUT FANCY WAS MY NAME

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I can’t believe people are shocked when I say I am obsessed with our lord and savior Taylor Swift. Like 15 came out when I was almost 14. Obsession was required.

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Not me impulse ordering $60 worth of coffee for my nespresso. I need help.

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@Evan1555 Bestie hear me out—as a lunch tote

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Setting boundaries is self care.

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Hi yes hello I will be having my wedding inside a spirit Halloween on November 1st. The favors will be the creepy masks per person or an animatronic per household. Thank you.

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I deserve a nap today

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Not Wil saying fucking ANNA KENDRICK was the hottest character in all of twilight and new moon. I need to excuse myself. Jesus. Christ.

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Peep my header for the cutest baby me plus a dog pic

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Like I just wanna talk about how Sansa is married with a baby (to Joe Jonas!!) now

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I’m rewatching GOT and lord Jesus this is a trip 😂

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I need a vacation. And when I get back. I’ll need another vacation immediately following. A girl is tired.

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god I wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you 🎶

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@jrmyers3 I love you joshie 🥰

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i hope you get everything you deserve, karmas a bitch I heard

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I’ve had a stomach ache for a week 😫

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Why am I about to impulse buy the color changing vans?

[bitter f*k @erlthhoodedswtr]

baby clifford and baby snoopy that is all

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Somehow won $85 in a derby pot today. I don’t even know what that is so here we are

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Happy Earth Day. I bought new plants

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Hi happy year anniversary of me closing my AirPod in my MacBook and obliterating the screen and having to buy a whole new laptop